The Gui File

Reborn

2008-06-14T01:29:00.002+08:00

"Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies" -Voltaire, response to a priest at the side of his deathbed, asking him to use the precious few moments left to renounce Satan.

I have moved my blog... ~~~ Managed to finish part of it before I go for my ICT ~

Solve this and you will know where to go next ( There really is an easier way to find it)

From______to_____.blogspot.com

Hint:
The 1st _______ contains 7 characters.
Its the time of the day where I usually feel sick.
I usually skip the meal for that time of the day.

The 2nd ______ comes before the 1st space.

Bookmark the new address ~~~If you manage to solve it.

The END

The End ?

2008-06-04T11:37:00.003+08:00

"The only thing you can talk about is cum, xiao" - Luah to Lionel

Due to ailing mental and physical health , decreass in happiness level , inflation, disappointment with human nature and strong sense of stagnation this will be my last post for now.

Went to the Botanic garden early in the week. Could be the 1st time in my miserable life I saw a real pair of swans and they turned thier backs on me T_T Standing in front of the lake for around 15 mins and all I could see was their Ka Chng. With the kids I escorting shouting at them to turn around, I fear they they might just fly off... And... I just can't understand girl's obession with flowers....

Pix 1 : The Swan Lake

Pix 2 : Flower for the Gals reading this

Pix 3 :Some Catus for the FF fantics.

Met up with Luah and Lionel for dinner on tuesday :) No , a threesome did not take place... we were merely chatting ~~~ reminisciding about old times, lamenting what could have been. After a wonderful dinner, casting aside the yam dunno what rice which I will forever avoid, we decide to go to PS , from Liang court Via walking. As none of us is Navi trained, we somehow decided to cut across Fort Canning hill in the middle of the night. Despite the dimly lited path and bloodly long stairs, we actually reach our destination in a god fearing 15 minutes. Not to mention, the conversation we had that night, if overheard by any passer by, would definetly misunderstood us as some sick perverts on the loose.

Pix 4 : Bloodly long stairs

Frankly speaking, even I have lose count of how many times Lionel said "Bukakge" or other less common fetish, while I was busy disseting the existence of Hell ~ Could have been a perfect night, it not for that big boned lady who insisted that a particular table we were about to sit was hers, despite the fact that she was quneing up to place an order and the previous occupant of the table just left infront of us.

O well, that about it for my last post for now. Hope you have enjoyed it. Astalavista Baby , I will be back ~ Some day ~

FiN

Buried Life

2008-06-01T13:05:00.003+08:00

" Frankly speaking, if I find out that I only have 1 day to live , I really might try to rob a bank for fun, assumming I don't find out that on a Saturday." - thinking Gui

Ah.. lose another game of Mahjong a few nights ago... THESE have never happen before... I had never lose 2 games consecutively. T_T o well its over le.. maybe I should just quit haha~

Going to watch Angela Concert later ... The wait was long and full of plot twists and even now I don't even know if I will get to watch it in the end or not, but lets put a yes to it first. BTW I was her fan even before her 1st album loL~ But no no, I don't watch that dolphin show.

And in the mean time, I am working on my own list of things I want to do before I die. ( Sorry to spoil your day, its still damn far away) Watch the video for more info.

Movie of the Moment : Most likely the item on my list is less noble due to my nature :p

FiN

The Challenge Part 2 ~After Glow ~

2008-05-27T16:59:00.004+08:00

" The only thing I ever wanted was the one thing hardest for me to have " - Sad Gui T_T

~ What a nightmarish game it was for me... I guess playing Wahjong in Viwawa have completely nulled my mahjong instincts and cause permanent damge in my relationship with the mahjong tiles :'( Althought there were 3 losers that fated night ... I suffered the most from Crazy Sam with long hands butcher's knife ~ Maybe... is I old le T_T

And... Ever since that night... my bio clock seems screwed. Etc : Sam called me on Monday evening, waking me up from my cat nap, yet I thought it was tuesday morning at that time when I picked up the call, thus starting a conversation that both side do not understand at all lol~

Movie of The Moment : I must be having the same relationship as them with the mahjong tiles.

FiN

The Challenge Part 1 Prelude

2008-05-24T22:12:00.007+08:00

" You free on Sat night ?" - Ah Seng the flower flower prince

And the next thing I knew, the 1st mahjong game I have since Tips flew back to down under ( 3 months ago ?) was being arrange.

A great sign reveal itself when I was having my lunch, Laksa ; one of my favourite food.

Can you spot it ? Yes, 3 chopsticks !!! I'm sure 99.99 % of the time, it usually come in pairs, but I found 3 when I tear open the plastic covering !!! A good omen. ( Btw , the table is so damn messy coz my busy busy but cute maid still refuse to start work)

Then, meet up with Dr OCK to go Guan Yin temple at 4 horse road to pray abit. No, I did not pray for my victory, I highly doubt theres a god up there that will give an approving thumbs up on the masscare I am preparing to conduct on the mahjong table. I simply pray for the well being of myself ( I have been sick quite often lately) and some people that I care about.

Warrior who need to perform masscare need to be well fed, Dr OCK and I went to Hooked at Railway Mall for dinner. Wasabi Prawn is starting to be 1 of my favourite dish as I seem to order it every time I go there haha~ Tried out their Granny's Beef Stew too

And I had to admit, its one of the best beef stew I ever had that cost less than $20. And frankly speaking, its also one of the best Beef Stew I ever have for less than $50. Its taste is not too strong and the meat is soft. The cripisy prata ( I know its call venm something...Just can't recall it for now) dipped with the stew taste wonderful too.~

Now, I rest in my room, listen to James Blunt - 1973 , preparing for the masscare, ^_^ as I wait for Ah Seng to fetch me to the arena.

FiN

A week in view

2008-05-23T22:33:00.000+08:00

" When in doubt , ask yourself what would Optimus Prime do ?" - Wise Gui

I am typing this to distract myself as I am watching an epsiode of Supernature. And its really scaring me ~_~ Don't really have anything to talk about so I will just post some interesting pictures instead :) By the way, those who asked why I never mention a single breath about the Cyclone Nagis in Mymmar or The earthquake In China, its not that I don't care nor they are too far away, I simply try to keep things postive here ~ My heart do go out to them but I will leave the saving, fund rising, public awarness to the professionals. By the way ? Do you guys like the new self obessive look ~

Pix 1 : This is a Dragon

Pix 2 : This is a group of happy men

Pix 3 : Two sad men consoling each other

Pix 4: Nobody told me about this sites

Movie of the Moment : One will fall~

FiN

100% Gui

2008-05-18T18:12:00.009+08:00

"I thank the wonders of the Internet for my recovery." - 100% healthy Gui

Frankly speaking, I have been sick since thursday and it took a turn for the worst on friday... but suddenly, just moments ago, I felt that I have completely recovered infact my mind feels clearer than before ... and I have no idea why. To prevent this dreadful dieases from spreading, I have quaratined myself in my room for the past few days, eating only panadol and drinking ginger ale...And watching shows on my pc... Which will lead me to what I will talk about later ~

Firstly ,this is late, but I still must thank my pretty maid with a sour face :x for accompanying me to watch What happens In Vegas last Sunday.

Despite how brain dead and tired she was, she still bothered to dress up nice nice and watch it with me . 谢谢你. I'm a sucker for romantic comedies and pretty girls in movies for those of you who don't know. So happy ~~~ :)

Now... I shall reveal my conclusion on how Love Triangle ends, derived from 3 days watching of shows on my PC

What I learnT about Love Triangles conclusion.

From Japanese Drama
In the end, nobody end up with anybody.

From Ang Mo Drama
In the end, somebody will hooked up finally, the one left behind will be lamating his or her lot. But in the next season, the one left behind is either A ) No longer in the show without any reason B) killed off in the show C) become a nemesis to the main character.

From Hong Kong Drama
In the end, everybody will end up with somebody eventually and they lived happily ever after.

From Taiwan Drama
In the end, somebody will end up with someone and the one left behind will either A) Die or B) go somewhere far away to pursuit his or her dreams.

From Korean Drama
In the end, one of the party involve will suffer from some weird and rare diease, die or it will be reveal that 2 of the parties involve in the triangle are actually long lost sibblings.

Now I shall get back to scheming how to get an apartment in Robertson Quay other than robbing a bank.

Movie of the Moment : This is giving me ideas.

FiN

Guisop Tales 2

2008-05-18T10:44:00.002+08:00

"50% health" - semi sick Gui

Pix of the moment : Chicken soup for Souls with Shrinking balls.

FiN

Sick Sick Sick updated

2008-05-16T20:31:00.008+08:00

" I feel like a piece of shit" - Sick Gui

Urgh.. it Sucks to be sick... and I seem to fall sick quite often this year. Can someone diagnose whats happening to me ...

Been having on off fever... I rather it be on all the time.. . so that I won't feel hot and then suddenly cold .

A Semi blocked nose

Sneezing non stop... Maybe someones cursing me... I got a few names in mind already...

Can't seem to sleep at night...

And my eyes feels painful when I look at light sources...

Can't post much ... as my LCD mointer .. is also making my eyes painful...

I am now depending on my miracle drink and Panadols to bring me back to at least 75% health.

*Update* Just recieve 3 sms from the Motherland Army, reminding me of our date in hell. How fitting, like the final 3 nails to my coffin... good bye painful world, just 1 more nail needed to put me out of my misery.

Pix of the Moment : My Miracle drink.

Pix of the Moment 2 : Can sombody get me a ps3 and this ? I 'm sure it will aid my recovery. please please ?

Movie of the Moment : I promise to be nice to you if you get me this :p

FiN

Happy Happy

2008-05-12T23:32:00.009+08:00

" Mr Tan, you look more happy than usual today" - My assistant commented today.

Indeed I am ( will explain in another post when I have both the time and chance to do so) ... but franky speaking... I don't like it because I know this fleeting moment of happiness is never going to last without a divine intervention or a miracle or two. I will just take it as Beta Endorphine, over flowing in my small small brain, prepare for worst and pray for the best and hope that everything will go my way * evil grin* as I stupidly induldge myself in my foolhardly way .

By the way, my assistants always give me the weridest and yet some time nicest greeting and comments. Here are some other example :

" Mr Tan , you so fast come back from Honeymood ah ~ " - After I took urgent leave without informing them.

" Mr Tan is always smiling, even his girlfriend leave him, he also will be smiling " - I don't really like this :( (Brats... cursing me even b4 I have a girlfriend) And they put this in my offical evalation !!! ( I knew because they show it to me before submitting)

" Are you sleeping ? " - Said to me as I rest my eyes ( its the truth)

" But I was staring at you " - After I explained I was simply resting my eyes.

" Why you look very different today " - After I cut my hair.

" Why Me !!!" - Everytime I ask them to do something they don't want to do. But in the end they will still do it haha~

Well theres actually more, but thats all I can recall for now.

Movie of the Moment : I like the song... I like the story and I kinda know how the guy in the Music video is feeling ... you know, some guy falling in love with a princess ~~

FiN

Wouldn't it be nice ~

2008-05-03T00:33:00.002+08:00

"Wouldn't it be nice if the world were Cadbury?
Riding in the car would be a tasty treat.
Changing gears would soon become a problem.
Cadbury dairy milk is so good to eat
When you arrive at your destination,
You'll be greeted with an exclamation!
Wouldn't it be nice?" - the song looping in Gui's head

Urgh, still feeling kinda down... maybe its due to the ulcer on my tongue, maybe its something else ...~ Found some interesting signs as I was trying to be inspired myself to do something great... Take a look ...

And this is my favourite :p

O ... as for the something great... I still not inspired haha~

And all of you last minute pull stunt one ( you know who you are)~~~ Make poor Papa Jie leave all these in my house, I will tax you all 1 slice per day its not collected.

FiN

8 random fact chain letter

2008-05-01T13:15:00.007+08:00

"The White Mage Vs The Black Ghost" - Gui describing the 2008 UEFA Champs League Finals at Moscow.

For those of you who have a more chaste mindset, I am actually refering to Ronaldo Vs Drogba :p

My Good Friend Yang Guo ask me to do this, how can I not do...

Here are the rules:
1)Each player starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.

2)People who are tagged, write a blog post about their own 8 random things, and post these rules.

3)At the end of your post you need to tag 8 people and include their names.

4)Don’t forget to leave them a comment on their blog and tell them they’ve been tagged, and to come back and read your blog for the whole story.

And Here we go ~

1) Despite how fluffy I look recently, I can still put up a damn good fight with a portable chair, 6 by 4 , an Iron rod or a hammer in my hands.

2) To me, rules are merely guidelines. ( points to rule number 3 & 4, the letter shall not go beyond here)

3) I am losing my memory, will have to see a doc soon if it persist.

4) Heres a puzzle for you people . I like to be given a "45 28 35" " 46 28 43 23" " 36 27 35" . But only by certain people haha~ * hint for all the dumb dumb people : the key to solve this puzzle is right infront of you.*

5) I like to eat cakes.

6) I have 2 very cute assistants.

7) Got people complain I smile too much and is too kind / nice to other people.

8) I love to play mahjong with friends~~win lose or draw, got money or no money I don't care.

Pix of the Moment : Somebody own me alot of this...

FiN

Rasengan Changes Destiny

2008-04-28T20:34:00.004+08:00

" A Rasengan that can change destiny , I wanna learn it too " - Eager Gui

Just watched finish the lastest Naruto Movie ... and here is my verdict...

A picture says a thousand words. It sure lifted up my down down down mood a little...

Movie of the Moment : A Sad Love Story :p

FiN

真心话

2008-04-25T20:24:00.016+08:00

" Those in N.I.E training to be Chinese teacher, please feel free to correct me" - poor Gui

大家好，我是“贵”。我大概有十年没有做华文作文了。如果此文章读起来和看起来相是个弱智儿童的作品，请大家多多包行。为什么我会突然之间心血来朝，用华文写部落格，原因重重多多，要说也说不完，说到来，我可要花五六天来写完此文章。但是主要的原因就是为了证明给我自己，我还会用华文做作文。

这几天，孤单疲惫的我心如挂了十五个装满了大便的马桶，七上八下。不管是清天，雨天，我都有那种在大便里争扎的感觉的心情。感觉好像我忘记或少了什么重要的东东。比如说，你大便时忘了脱库或你大便完后没有大便祗的那种心情。就像完美中还是有点缺陷的感觉。这个感觉真难受。还好我有个傻傻可爱的女佣听我说废话，培我散散心，不然我早就疯掉了。谢谢你！

很久很久以前，我是重满了正义感的，相信世界是公正的。可是，当我越了解这个世界，越觉得这个世界很黑暗。到底那个纯真的我跑道哪里去了？哦然听了陶喆的Angel，我也觉得

“我的寂寞谁知道
像条船在海上漂
北斗星也看不到
谁能够扬起了帆
远远离开这黑潮”

我的天使在哪里？如果你已死了，可以不可以跟我说一声？如果你还没有出现，你最好跟我乖乖的滚出来。

PiX of the Moment : Told you people I telling the truth lol~

FiN

1904

2008-04-21T22:46:00.006+08:00

" I think my maid have finally figured out that I have no sense of direction and distance..." - Worried Gui

Brought my cute maid to go walk walk on Sat, and I meant that literally, we really walked alot alot, due to my habbit of finding alternate ways to reach the destination ( Such as moving in a damn big circle) and poor math (my disability to measure distance) . Once again , I apologize to my maid for the suffering poor poor and dumb dumb me had brought to her. If you ever read this...I hope your legs are feeling better. I am suprise that my maid is not panting or fainted ( thou thats really my aim) after all that walking.

Picture 1 : How my maid might have looked that day.

Despite my all fallings, and a certain freak incidient involving ice cream which I shall kept to myself till my death, my cute maid remained good tempered ( phew...) I also managed to feed the tiger within her in time or god knows what will happen to me... Maybe, instead of typing here, I might be feeding fishes in one of the brownest and smelliest river in Singapore, a fate I shall not ponder any further.

Picture 2 : My possible end

FiN

X - Files : I Want To Believe

2008-04-18T20:01:00.002+08:00

"I want I want I want " - somebody :x

Ooo have you all heard... X file is releasing a 2nd movie after god knows how many years ... Click here to check it out . I wonder what the creater wants to believe or want us to believe... Anyway... here are some thing I want to believe.

1) MSK is still in Singapore.( In my humble opinion, he is not anymore , just that official sources are denying it. Even if he is found, most likely it will be only a disfiigured corpse.)
2) I am forgotten.
3)This is not real. ( Mature content warning. Not suitable for under 18)
4)There is still room for improvement for me in Mahjong.
5)I will have a happy ending .

Movie of the Moment : heres another superhero ~ I miss this show ...

FiN

~Random Random Random~

2008-04-17T19:33:00.005+08:00

" The one thing that can change a person is meeting another." - Yuko

I love Bollywood shows like this ~ It seriously remined me of VR man lol( but this is much much better) you know, the share the same choice of Mask, location and colour of costume.

Movie of the Moment : Any director inspired to do a remake of VR Man ?

FiN

~Spring ~

2008-04-12T14:07:00.019+08:00

" I slam dunk today and pulled my thigh at the same time" -Slightly Delighted Gui

It has been a roller coaster week for me... up up up and even more down down down moments... I truly feel that I need those green mushrooms in Super Mario .O well, lets forget it all as usual. Its the start of spring season in Japan ( I'm 1 week late I know). That means, its time for me to say bye bye to the slimest Gundams I ever seen in Gundam 00 and the guys with manly tears from Kaiji, and welcome some new series with open arms to fill in the void.

Before I start off, I must point out that the above two series are the cream of the corp in the winter season, the only 2 that have kept me hooked on like a fish to bait on a weekly basis. For your info... Naruto (Once the top anime in Japan) lost me when they decided to show 1 year of Frillers and its sequel, Naruto Shippuden ( top too when debuted last year)suffered the same fate when they needed 20min to explain what happened in 5 min.

Now, here are the spring animes I'm currently watching. With all due respect, its only been 1 week, I might just drop 1 or 2 of them or maybe add some new one as time passes.

The Tower of Druaga ~ The Aegis of Uruk~

With a name like that, one can safely assume its some fantasy story. Well it is. I have only watch 2 epsiode of it so far. The 1st epsiode subbed by the production studio itself, is freely avaiable on Youtube ( infact I heard the whole series will be so too ), impressed me alot , thou I can't say the same for the 2nd epsiode... Click here to see the 1st epsiode on Youtube. Watching this show reminded me of the time, the very long time ago when I was conned/ corced into playing MMORPG like Rose Online, The Fourth Comming, and sad to say, the lifeless Maple Story...

Macross Frontier

The Macross series need not much explaination, but for those of you who have never heard of it, I will give a quick summary here. Alien wack earth. Human escape into space in giant spaceship. Then alien and human lived happily ever after or so it seems. Macross Frontier is the latest addition to the series. I always have mix feelings for the Macross series. I Love Macross Plus, like Macross : Do You Remember Love but dislike Macross Zero and is disguested with Macross 7 (It even has a aptly named side story call Macross 7 Trash). Unforunately, the later 2 are the newer shows in the series until Frontier of course. Frontier have a good start so far, the coloring is nice, and as long as the main char don't bring a guitar into the cockpit, sings in it too and starts firing speakers into some alien scum, I think this will be a good series.

Kamen No Maid Guy

Its a comedy about a girl who is about to collect a large inheritance when she reach 18. Assassins were send to kill her to prevent her to collect the inheritance. Her gandfather hired a "maid" and "maid guy" to protect her and her brother. Although thats all there is to the plot, this is one of the few shows that actually made me laugh out loud. Its kinda like Fullmetal Panic Fumoffu , with an uglier male lead . Good thing he wears a mask to cover his face... But the things he does to his owner... I hope my maid never see this show... By the way, heres the offical site and I swear its real . http://www.maidguy.com/

Code Geass R2

"If being powerless is a sin then is power justice ? Is revenge a sin ? Is friendship enough for justice ?" Oh my... I have been waiting for the 2nd season of Code Geass since last year, when they ended season 1 with 2 best friends on the verge of shooting one another and a crazy girl about to start a nuclear explosion. Well, R2 started 1 year after that scene... Which totally leave me blur blur... So what happen 1 year ago ? This is Code Geass after all, I doubt they will fail to entertain ~ Especially when the body bags have already started piling up in the very 1st epsiode, just like season 1..." We have been waiting for you Lord Zero" so have I my friends.

And yes thats its, Only 4 series that have caught my attention so far, out of the 40 + new series that was release for Spring.

Movie of the Moment : I have been waiting ~

FiN

April's Fool

2008-04-01T16:14:00.007+08:00

Gui : That day I go cut hair, got people insult me.
Yang Guo : What ? Say you fat ah ?
Gui : No, he say I look like a regular in the Army.

Let me see...Today, I was conned by an eleven year old boy in the morning... tricked by a group of 6 to 7 years old girls in noon and a 3 year old toddler found and returned me my umbrella before I knew I had dropped it during evening... I think I have a good idea whos the fool here... I can't wait to see the rest of this month.

Went to sweep my grand father's ( Truly the last person to ever dote on me and give it to my whims and senseless demands) tomb last sunday. I think the last time I went was 4 years ago... I am not a fan of crowded places and the fact that I suffers from morning sickness when I am forcefully awaken before the sun rises truly makes tomb sweeping something I hope nobody does for me.( I'm really that considerate ) Not to mention, I can hardly keep by eyes open in all the smoke. And frankly speaking, there is no tomb... just a urn in a corridor of many many urn. Anyway, here are the pixs, of that day ~~~ U can click on small pix to see big pix .

Photo 1 : A pointess shot
Fom nearest to furthest
Woman in light green : my Mum
Woman in Dark green : My eldest aunt
Man in Blue wite stripes : my youngest uncle
Woman in Flowery Dress : my 2nd Aunt
Weird guy in Black shirt : My youngest brother
Man next to him: my Father
Infront of them my youngest Aunt and infront of her is her husband.

Photo 2 : Turtles
As the rest was quening up, I was feeding turtles, hoping it will bring blessing to me , my cham but cute maid, my pig and dog friends.

Photo 3 : Offerings
Think my grand father got 2 stunt cars, 2 houses, a mahjong set and 2 chest of gold this year.

Ah... can't take too much photo as i had mention ealier, I can hardly keep my eyes open. Its just 14 more days and the beast will return... Now I truly fear for the world ~

FiN

Tulibu Dibu Douchoo

2008-03-29T14:54:00.008+08:00

Gui : You so mean, laugh at other people.
Ah Boon : You see yourself, 3 Million other people have already done it.

Gui and Ah Boon, after Gui have seen the latest internet hit" Ken Lee".

Acutally, by the time you people have read this sentence, I guess it would have reach 4 Million. . Got myself a maid recently :p But... still need to bring her out to eat before she start work. Since shes so friendly, I also treat her eat ice cream. Had a wonderful time thou all the shops are closed and like 2 poor rats, we can only do the real window shopping and visit some shady places. ( Hope this answers somebody's question)

My maid actually have a very cham life... almost x2 more cham than mine .( Which most likely is scripted by a Qiong Yao Fanatic) No, shes not suffering from any life threatening diease, having shortage of some rare blood nor is some princess from some enstangled Nation hidding millons in some ulu bank needing someone help her extract them out ( that will be a Nigeria Scam if you people still don't know) . But its still quite cham la. If I type out her situation here, even the most cold blooded killers among you people will cry. BTW, if my maid ever read this, this line is for you "前方是绝路, 希望在转角。"

Picture 1 : Artist impression of my maid.

To help her out, I have decided to setup a "Help the very very cham, and poor thingy but hardworking and cute maid of Gui who headbutts people blindly Trust fund". In short, I will just call it Gui Trust fund.

Picture 2 : What you should put in my pocket.

So all those with golden turtle one , oil plantation , gold mine or is washing black money, working for some Goverment Research center one, living in house bigger than mine, living in house smaller than mine, no house to live in 1, please donate generously to Gui Trust Fund. You can choose to pass me the $$$ above the mahjong table, under the mahjong table or without any table and directly into my pockets will be best. All amounts above Sgd $10 will be welcome. English Pounds are even more welcomed. Don't say I never give you people a chance to do good deed. Interested parties just need to send me an email ~

Movie of the Moment : Ken Lee. After watching this, you better Donate to Gui Trust Fund to earn some good Karma.

FiN

How much do you think you know me ?

2008-03-20T22:40:00.004+08:00

"When a couple can fart infront of each other without feeling embrass, that means the love is gone" - What I heard on TV.

So How much do you think you know me ? Do you have the balls to jump into the depths of my corrupted mind and painful past ? If you think you have the balls , or just curious about how I tick, wait no longer. Here is your Chance, just click on the link below

How Much do you know Gui ? *Link Fixed*

Be afraid, be very very very afraid, for your innocent mind ( should you have one since you are already reading this blog anyway) will be tainted ~ And by the way,

FiN

Guisop Tales

2008-03-18T21:14:00.010+08:00

"人家都那么友善的对待我，我请她吃冰淇霖是理所当然的。"- Most memorable line I heard in my last RT session.

Wow, I also wanna treat people eat ice cream haha ~ Nothing much to type thou, other than the fact that I secured my freedom today.

And here are some disjointed thoughts in my mind. Might be worthy to make a movie or something.

Below are public statments issue by Farmer Won to the villagers after a Chicken escaped from his high security farm while going to poo.

4 Hours after Blackie escape:
A black chicken, nicknamed Blackie has escape from my hidden farm 4 hours ago. Don't worry , Blackie is no threat to the villagers. Just for your info, Blackie walks with a limp. My slaves will do their best to capture him.

3 days after Blackie escape:
I have decided to rest my slaves , don't worry, Blackie is still in our village. He is harmless despite the fact that when he was a wild chicken, he tried to burn my house.

7 days after Blackie escape:
I have reasons to believe Blackie is still in our village. Just for your info, Blackie have black feathers, but it might have dyed them. And by the way, it seems like Blackie limps only when its running. And yes, I still can't reveal to you how Blackie escape, at least till I can come out with a believeable tale that will push all blame to maybe the guy who build the farm.

14 days After Blackie escape:
I thank all the villagers who had offered me tips on how to capture Blackie. Blackie might be on Jungle diet now. It might look thinner and have more feathers. And it has a mole on its left upper lip.

18 days after Blackie escape:
Truth to be told, I have no F**king idea where is Blackie now. But I did found more wild chickens in my search thou. I do deserve some credit right ?

21 day after Blackie escape:
Blackie's escape had united all the villagers as one. Maybe I will let more chickens to escape to help us gel together as one. I will call it Chicken Break day if the village cheif approves of it.

27 day after Blackie escape:
The village cheif disagree with my idea but we both think that the villagers should pay me more for helping us gel together as one. In the mean time Let us forget everything about Blackie. We should unite as one and look towards the future.

31 day after Blackie escape:
Blackie ? who is Blackie ?

This post is a complete work of fiction.
All resemblance to any events in the past present or future is purely by chance.

And I will end this post with a conversation I had with Lance / Yang Guo.

Yang Guo : You still got contact the gal you like ?
Gui : nope, why ley ?
Yang Guo : Nothing just asking nia.
Gui : I am a different man now.
Yang Guo : Ya I know.
Gui : I believe in being a bastard now.

FiN

Another Start ~

2008-03-16T16:15:00.007+08:00

"Buy some AV back for me ley" - Gui to Ah Boon who is flying to Japan.

As any long time visitors can tell, infact, if you have been around since the founding days, this is the most colourful colour scheme ever. No, I have not reach Nivana nor gain any enlightenment, I'm far from there. I just simply feel happy, thats all to it. Have not felt so for quite some time lor and I don't even know why.

This blog is like a reflection of how I feel inside of me ... And yes , things are going well for me, at least for now haha. 1 Remendial Torture session left, and plenty of rest time for me over the weekends. And no, I do not have or have not found a girlfriend, soul mate or Friends with benifits. If I do, I think you people will see fireworks here lol. Now to set you people in the same mood as me first, as this post might be too wordy.

Book Description : More than one hundred stories and testimonies from men who enjoy sharing the most intimate details of their solo sex lives with appreciative readers.

Found this book being sold as I was browsing thu Amazon Online. I wonder what shocked you more ... The fact that this book is actually a sequel /advance guide , meaning the prequel/ begininner's guide sold enough to made a profit that the publisher gave the thumb up to publish a sequel or the fact that I am browsing Amazon Online. Judging by the book cover and description, I doubt there are alot of pretty woman photos inside which are usually more useful than words in this kind of activity( base on what I heard, not from personal experiences) ...

And , just for your info, I was looking at self help book catagory but this is not the kind of 'self help' that I was looking for. I simply can't imagine 1 man telling another man " Dude, you are doing it wrongly, look here, this is the right way to do the right handed Maxwell corkscrew rule." But I think this is what the author just did.

Back to reality. I spent 1 whole day cleaning, rearranging and tidy up my room. Cleared all the unknown insect nests at the corner of the window frame, the gigantic cobwebs at the ceiling and the lizard shits on the wall. It amazes me how much shiting they enjoy doing in my room. Then, it occured to me, I didn't find any lizards in my room... I wonder if I swallowed any in my sleep or they are simply quiters , left my room when the conditions became too hazardous for them to live in.

And then, spend the rest of the day watching

Edward Scissors Hand
&
Theres Something about Mary
2 of my all time favourite films,
Which somehow lead to the creation of the new colour scheme ...

Gonna be a busy 45 days for me starting tomorrow ~ Wish me luck

FiN

God wasn't kind

2008-03-13T14:34:00.009+08:00

" God wasn't kind to the indian men..." -Russell Peter

God wasn't kind is actually an understatment, Frankly speaking, I feel that God, if he/she/it exist, is capricious in nature. Reflecting upon my own life, I realsie that I always survire all the dark moments which seem determined to end my story. Yet when the story is going well, there will always be a fatal flaw. Seems like some unknown hands is toying with me, extending my story...Or maybe I am just trying to blame/ praise the turn of events on someone.

But nevertheless, I shall decide how my story goes from now on after resigning myself to fate for 698 days ... It will be long, much much much longer and it will be full of happy moments and pleasant suprises and of course a damn happy ending. You read that big guy ? This is an official declaration of independence. Of course, I won't mind if you intend to throw good things my way, but please, keep all the bad stuff and ideas or pranks you have to someone else.

Anyway, out of curiousity and maybe due to some influence from Ting Ting, I decide to find out more on my 三世书. And the results are below :

If its too small, Click on it haha.

I actually find it to be quite true , at least for this life...
I wouldn't really know if I'm some hero of justice in my last life or Space Shutter pilot in my next, but both of them really sound more impressive than what I am doing and intended to do this life. Maybe its time for a change lol~

Maybe I should go be some masked super hero that fight crimes in Singapore. O wait... I think James Lye tried that unsuccessfully ... You know the VR Man, the guy who started his crime fighting career protecting a Chicken Rice stall if my memory serve me right. I wonder how many of you have not been brain washed to forget about the great embrassement that it was. Its so bad that I can't find any image of it...

To save myself the same embrassment , Firstly, I will wear a bigger mask to cover my face. Secondly, I will not wear a black spandex. Thirdly, I will try to be an icon that will scare the poo out of every one with evil intentions. Most likely I will look like this...

And lastly, I will start my career by hunting the most terrifying terrorist in Singapore currently. The short, chubby and limping guy that managed to broke out of a high security area and eluded the police, Motherland army and dunno what else that was send to hunt him down, for so long.

Movie of the Moment : You will regret for life if you don't see this. Trust me.

FiN

Roasting Kneeling

2008-03-08T00:04:00.004+08:00

" I actually agreed with the Chairman's view on apology..." - Gui

Click here to see it

This epsiode of Kaiji so good, I simply got to post it here to share... Hope you people bother to watch it.

FiN

Deaf Tone

2008-03-07T00:31:00.004+08:00

" Guess my body is still not recovering... So who the ass that tell me strong will power will overcome everything..." - Tulan Gui

Woo hoo ~ been deaf or near deaf for 13 hrs, a few more hours left before I visit the doc again to remove the thingy in my ears and get an verdict on whats happening to me... Strangely... all kind of werid problems is appearing on my body since that night 2 year ago ? maybe I'm still not fully recovered I guess haha~

Anyway, during the hours where I have been near deaf, I realise that even when I eat someting, the feeling is different ... losing the sense of hearing makes touching things feel different too... Everything just feels so unreal, other than the fact than I have a terrible itch in my ears and I can't scratch it... But the world does seems like a nicer place when its silent...

Recieved 2 Imperial Edicts from the Motherland Army yesterday ( Maybe thats why I fell ill . ). I can only say... I must have bow down to them far too long to the extend that they think they can do whatever they want with me even when I am no longer with them... Thou I hope the 2nd edict is a mistake ... or I will have to fly to some god forsaken place for weeks to do some crap they can't find anyone else to do.

Its saddening to know that the decisive force don't have the dignity, honor , courage and the balls to tell you that they have decided to screw your life over up side down, face to face... Nooo, they just can't do it... they can only send you a cute sms, asking you to login in to a fancy looking but useless webpage and show it to you in some text, without offering any explaination and reason or a person to rant at. Heck they didn't even tell me where I'm going... just some silly words " Overseas trainning. Report to Mandai Hill camp at 0730 on XX/XX/2008".

Found a photo of me in a Yang Guo's blog sometime back... Its not a normal photo... its a photo that I didn't even knew exist...~ luckily, its not the Edison kind and in case you are wondering, I'm the only 1 in the photo with a ride.

I know I know... Thats me , around 5 years ago ? Before I got corrupted and more slim back then. Ah~~~ Those are the days when my thinking was more pure and innocent and I believed that anybody in the world can be trusted~ And don't ask me why Yin Tong 淫同 is in a different colour. You gotta ask the person who 1st post this in his blog...~

Movie of the Moment : This is a good song ~

FiN

G: Change the World

2008-03-03T22:31:00.005+08:00

" So whats your Plan" - Yin Tong
" I don't have a Plan " - Dumb Gui

Without even starting any of the things I wanted to do this year, its March already. Not only Have I not started, I have not even planned... Wait... before that.. what was it exactly that I wanted to do this year... I can't remember... Maybe I'm getting senile...

Watched L : Change the World... Frankly speaking... I think L is kinda out of Character... Remember in Deathnote 2, He have every single intention to torture the kawaii Misa Misa... for 1 month... How in the world did he mellowed to some kid loving older brother ? And his opponent, the Eco Terrorist, Blue Earth or some crappy name, Seem brainless and dull when compared to Kira... A craze scientist , a man with weird eye, one guy who can't shoot at point blank and a psychotic knife wielding girl, they look like they should be in the old Batman Franchise, you know, the one where the Bat Suit have nipples and have that line " Do you know what killed the dinosaurs ? The ICE AGE !!!" But over all I still like the film... despite how uncomfortable it made me felt .

Heres the rest of my Feb in a few pix

The Door Gift from my Cousin Jane's Wedding. I still kept them as a memento =p

Something to replace lunch ...

or Maybe not

Prove that I have no Luck ~ ( Click on small pix to see big pix)

Well once in a blue moon things like these do happen ~

And heres something I am looking foward to in March. Thou I might have a headache if the 60% might be recalled Ah Seng cannot go on that day...

I actually wanted to put my neighbour( before he went to that place with no sunlight) Mus Selemat photo here, but I guess every people on the tiny red dote have seen it. I hope he get caught soon as the incompentency of the motherland's security council is so glaring thats its making me blush... Maybe they should watch The Fugitive or Prison Break season 2 for some ideas. Maybe , just maybe, they are hoping that someone with Death Note would just look at their Mobile phone and write his name in.

Movie of the Moment : I don't like beaches, but I do like ...

FiN

A Good Day

2008-02-24T19:06:00.008+08:00

"My OC ask me to tell you all this. There is still hope in Phase 2..." - My Remedial Torture PTI

The lack of updates must have cause some people to think that something bad has befallen upon poor me. Sad to say, thats half the truth. I have been promoted to the 2nd phase of Remedial Torture, I did not win a damn cent in the New Year Toto, and Cupid is still alive out there somewhere.

All is not that bad actually and Friday seems to be the turning point, at least it look like one ... Went to my cousin Jane wedding... Thou I was not around for the engagement, I manged to made it to the wedding... *Will post photo here when I uploaded them*

And I finally 'bump into' Ting Ting today, thou the occasion is quite tense and everyone at the event seems nervous so never get to talk much...

But even more coincidential was bumping into HQ at during Phase 2 of my RT. My relationship with HQ preceeds even the 1st post in this blog. He was my PTP buddy when I was 1st enlisted, My 1st friend in the Motherland Navy Divorce Unit ( Yes I was 1st enlisted into the Navy). One of the few person I constantly talked to during our 2 weeks confinement, one of the few that go thru my darkest days with me, and like me, is a slacker who can't be bother to keep a healthy lifestyle. Thou we haven met since I got posted out, since he was posted to the Navy and I was posted out to the Army. A real pleasant suprise to bump into him today.

Pix of the Moment: How it should be...

FiN

Valentines Day 2008

2008-02-14T23:21:00.005+08:00

"When I saw the letter with the label 'On Government Service' on my table when I got home, I almost pee on the spot, only to find a seemly harmless CNY greeting from the Motherland army" - Gui relating the most exciting thing to happen to him on Valentines day 2008.

Today, I spend a wonderful day with the only person in the whole wide world that I trust, love, pampered, care for and once in a blue moon worship; myself. Heck, I even skipped remedial torture just so that I can be with myself after work. Thou the ghastly envelope did spoiled my mood for a moment, all was fine after I breeze thru the contents of the letter, despite the fact that it seems to be foreboding the comming of something I dislike inherently.

I do have a suggestion thou, the next time anyone intend to send any greetings to me, I hope they don't put it in an envelope with the words 'On Government Service'. There is a chance I that I might just burn it and pretend that I have never recieved it nor view its contents in the 1st place.

Lately( actually its 2 days ago), I am playing Wahjong( Its a silly alternative name for online mahjong) in Viwawa.com . My Nick is EvilGui and I am in need of some fresh challenge !!! Thou it can never beat the real Mahjong, where the feeling of the tile in your hand, the smell of fear in the air, the look of panic on people's face as you shout "Hu" or "Ron" and the hastening of heart beats as the game reaches its climate, but Wahjong is still feels like a good alternative to mahjong. At least my opponent won't feel a thing when I win the daylight out of them...

Last but not least, Happy Valentines Day to all the people that are like me ~ If you're unlucky enough, next year you might have to cough up an insane amount of cash and brain juice for Valentines Day 2009.

Movie of the Moment : The same words I can't say or I will lose my ...

FiN

I Hate Cny

2008-02-08T22:24:00.000+08:00

"There goes 2 public holiday" - Gui

Its a strange thing... I realsie that the older I get, the more I find Chinese New Year troublesome. There are so little public holidays in the calendar and I have two spend 2 days answering all kind of nosenscial questions like " You got girlfriend or not, got also no need to hide" " Are you getting married this year ?"" So when you getting your Diploma ?"

Just for your information, I got my Diploma quite a few years ago...Can 't say the same for the rest thou...

I guess the only Perk is the Ang Baos... And the senseless and brute Mahjong games which I usually excel in a cool and quiet enviroment, unfortunately usually cannot be found in Chinese New Year :( I guess , Chinese New Year make me realise that 1 of the most important invention on Earth must be the Air Con. I don't care abt the CFCs and the holes it make in the Ozone Layer, I won't have last so long without it.

FiN

Crazy FeB

2008-02-02T23:37:00.000+08:00

''I got the mad cow. And my penis only works on medication.''- Denny Crane

Sob sob, Just put my 8800 that have follow me for years to rest... of coz, that is nothing compare to the fact that Yin Tong have left for Brisbane. 淫法王, I will miss you...and your 淫talk.

CNY is comming , so is that dreadful day... Nope not V day, I'm used to being alone on V day... Its that day... Feb 17... the day my life starts to feel and taste like Newater before all the reverse osomis mumbo jumbo. I think I am not going to like this month... Anyway, I have come out with a list of things that might cheer me up alittle ... Should they happen of course...

1) Winning the Group 1 Prize in the Lunar New Year Toto draw

I have won alot of small prizes in my humble and meaningless life, but this... It definitely will help me see my life thru a rosy tinted glass.

2) A Gurren Lagann Model or at least a Core Drill =p

Its not a secret that I am an over grown big fan of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

3) A Date on V day

It dosen't hurt to break the curse for once you know, and of course if my date look like her will be a big big big bonus. But I highly suspect my V day most likely will be as uneventful as the years before since 2004.

And when I don't have that , I don't mind reciving

4) Cupid's corpse...

For the bad job it have done with my life.

So any good samaritan willing to help ?

FiN

Order Made

2008-01-28T23:41:00.000+08:00

"Aren't you tired ?" Someone asked me today...

Frankly speaking, I have no idea why I answered "no"... Maybe I like my job alot ?
Anyway came across this very very very meaningful and highly recommanded PV on another blog ( if the music in my blog is blaring, just press the pause button on the right) and I find the lyric very meaningful. English translation resources( byCnet128 from MangaHelpers) posted here too.

Lyrics Translation can be found here.
my favourite Part must be the part where the boy in blue put the sandwich on the table, which is this part of the song...

"But, once more, I had a request to make.
I'm awfully sorry, but to be honest,
I really don't need a heart on the right.
Sorry to keep troubling you like this.

It's so that when I find that one special person,
And hold her close to me for the first time,
Only then will I finally be able to feel
Two hearts beating, one on each side.

The left one mine, the right, yours.
The left one yours, the right, mine.
So that alone, I'll always be lacking something.
So that I won't be able to just go on living alone."

And O yes, I can understand Japanese for those of you who are wondering, I just can't read, write and say it only haha~

FiN

The 647th Night Since * Updated*

2008-01-27T20:56:00.000+08:00

"When God remove a talent of yours, why dosen't he have the decency to remove the memories of you having that talent once ? " -Denny Crane from Boston Legal

Ah~~ I could say the same about the things in my life...
Been hooked on Boston Legal recently, seeing an immoral lawyer with a kind heart and an elderly bum that suspect that he have Mad Cow Disease and keeps on saying his name out loud, winning cases and facing social issues at the same time must have reminded me of something. Infact, I am finding the Mr Alan Shore, who looks like a perfect lazy bum to be an excellent role model for me. And to satisfy my cravings, the moment I finish watching Season One of it, I rushed out to buy Season Two...

4 dvds 27 epsiode of pure joy

Enough of the cherry stuff... Just came back from my 1st RT session. Other than the humilation of wearing a Man Bra / Chest Belt / Breast Strap that sole purpose is to measure my inconsistant or maybe lack of heart beat, the exercise is also quite tedious, for me of course since the most tiring thing I have done in the last six months, since the Motherland army asked me to play with them in some god forsaken place full of durain tress was walking to work from home LoL. For those of you who know where I work and live, should know that its simply not an amazing feat.

Speaking of which,while I was walking home during the week, I had a sudden craving for Cafe Cartel as I walked pass it. And it was only that day I realsie that they do take aways too as I really dun feel like eating alone in there haha.

I think they call this the Supreme Platter

And Yes, I eat my food from the chair, all the time.
Last but not least , I would like to congrate my cousin Jane for finding the man in her life. I'm sorry I can't attend the engagement today and ogle at your beautiful female friends, because the Motherland army believes me, like 30000 other people I guess need to have our ass whip into shape. And I believe you have just join the ranks of people who will be busy probing my life with insentive questions during the up comming Lunar New Year. Don't worry...my turn will come I guess ? At the very least, please hold the questions till I find someone 1st lol~

Movie of the Moment : Alan Shore at work.

FiN

The 17th night

2008-01-18T23:49:00.000+08:00

" 1st and last in this post is not refering to my EX, at least one of them isn't. It refering to people I once ..." - Gui giving a foreword.

My 1st and last ( Thats 2 person actually) intruded my life on the same day at the same hour. Must be a special day... Althought I believe one of them must have made a mistake by submitting email and password to some network web application or is suffering from amnesia. But still its enough to make me feel uneasy.

I would have suspected it to be foul play or some sick joke by someone who know me very very well, which I can more or less can shortlist to 2 person, one of them being myself, had I not conduct my own investigation. Frankly speaking, a part of me actually felt good, perhaps its because of the knowledge that they are still alive and doing well but unforunately for me, so am I, at least the alive part.

Maybe, just maybe, my end is near ? You know, the thing they always say like your life will flash past you when you are about to up the lorry. I have long outlived my purpose and there really isn't anything more I want but a peaceful death ( thou I always have a feeling I will be murdered). And I'm glad I managed to piss someone off before my end. I got a feeling I did, with the help of this blog and a handphone.

Movie of the Moment : Meaningful, but kids should not watch this.

FiN

Busy Busy Week

2008-01-13T00:46:00.000+08:00

"I'm only here to see how you're doing. Watching people in trouble is my hobby. " - Ueda Jiro, Trick Movie 2.

This week seems to pass by pretty slow. I can almost see the minutes ticking away... Anyway, I somehow by the stroke of luck managed to get Trick the Movie 2. I strongly recommand everyone to watch it if you can get your hands on it. Do not watch it for the plot. Watch it for the interaction between the characters, the insults and the cheezy tricks.

Been very busy this week. Maybe this is the reason why this week feels so slow... Only have time to do my personal stuff late at night... I am greatly aghast when I recently learn that we are paying the sky high pays to people to govern us. But these people with sky high pays can't use diplomancy to solve our relationship problems with our countries, should 1 arise that is. Anyway, that relationship problem is meant for National Slavery to solve... Crap...

Movie of the Moment : The 2nd OP for Gundam 00

FiN

2008

2008-01-01T15:34:00.000+08:00

"Under the starry night, the gods will judge how we have judged" - words on SEELE's logo.

In 2007, I learnt that I should believe in fate, the flow of nature's intended course, destiny or whatever you like to call it. You know, situations beyond your own control, like watching 2 trains colliding from the side. Should you intervene, the result might be even more devestating, like 2 trains colliding on you.

Before I start on my resolutions, I just found out that the naked man with wings I mention in an ealier post is call Willam Scorpion. The past few days have been very tiring and which climated in a KTV session at the end of 2007

And here are my resolutions for 2008 ~

1) Sleep Before 12mn.

2) Stay Healthy.

3) Stay Happy.

4) Stay away from trouble.

5) Be even Happier somehow.

Last but not least, I would like to vent out my fustration that Stingy And Fruitless or the Motherland army as some would call it, has returned to haunt me, with their inflexible thinking (althought they are calling themselve the decisive force). They are like a bad pimple in my life. Even after a 2 years outbreak, and leaving countless scars on me, it just suddenly pop right back into my life, unwilling to compromise or even listen in the first place. Do they not know that there will not be an army in the 1st place if they treat all the grunts like me like pieces of meat for them to wave around...

Movie of the Moment : Life in 30 seconds.

FiN

Do You Remember Love...

2007-12-27T23:32:00.000+08:00

" You never really studied hard, nor did you even put effort ito your jobs. You never built on anything, you never endure anything, you never overcame anything. And you just live your lazy life." - Some old Guy saying the truth.

Strangely and suprisingly, life is getting better and better for me ever since I lost my wallet...(But Santa did not give me what I wanted neither did he even bothered to pay me a visit) Sadly , this stroke of luck is for me only, I cannot say the same for some of my friends. Was doing some reading on German folklore and I came upon this story about 2 hedgehog. I find it meaningful and hope it help those reading it. Here is more or less a summarise version of it.

There was once 2 hedgehog living on a very open field. When Winter arrives, they need to be near each other to keep themselve warm. But when they are near each other, their spikes will hurt each other. Yet if they are too far apart, they will die from the cold. They huddle together for warmth and struggle to find the distance where they are warm without hurting one another.

What it means, is up to the readers to decide :p

By the way, the title of this post , is the name of a song I 1st heard 10 years ago, that came from a show that more or less indirectly opened an insatifiedable hunger in me. I just never expect to hear it again today while I was watching another show, it got me excited again :P ~

Movie Of the Moment : Its a real game. Msn me if you want to try it.

FiN

A Few Good Days in the life of Gui

2007-12-24T00:12:00.000+08:00

"We are bringing back someone in the beginings I said he was Victoria's Secret from Hell and I thought he was going to kill himself on the stage. Then he cry and he says I go to different club than you do." - David Hasselholf on Leonid the Magnificent

The past few days have been quite nice, most likely some of the most enjoyable days of my life in 2007.

Went to

At Marina Square with Tips, 9 ge and Seng.

Had

Crab Kaninabe ( Picture shown is whats left of it) for dinner.

Watched National Treasure 2,

and got

for myself as my Christmas present on Thursday.

Completed

On Recuit mode ( Now trying normal mode)

And went to

At St James Power Station on Friday night with Tips and Seng. Saw Sly performed but a winged Naked Man with only his undies singing some canto song ( sorry, I don't understant canto well) stole the show. By the way, that was the 1st time I was there , I very guai 1. Never knew the air inside can be so fresh. The last time I go such places is when there is no such thing as the smoking ban.

Spend Saturday relaxing and meeting Jeff and Seng For dinner~

Then meet up with Lionel on Sunday and did some shopping at Marina Square again loL~

Not to forget, losing $40 in mahjong before doing all these things.

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year as I hang a body/ Sleeping bag in my room, hoping Santa knows what to get me.

Movie of the Moment : What I don't want for Christmas , but you got to admit he is entertaining.

FiN

At Dream's End

2007-12-18T23:44:00.000+08:00

" I will save all the woman in the world" - The very noble Tips.

Its nearing the end of my mini vacation. Proud to say that I have rest well and is unhappily going to be force back to work. Strangely, for no what so ever reason, I find myself re watching Fullmetal Panic Fumoffu. Not that its a bad show or anything, infact its quite a good show, better than some crap in the market these days. I just have no idea how my finger auto clicked its way there, and I just sit there and watch it.

Think I just sold my soul to Luciffer today, O well, guess I have to be a beast master for some more months. It still beats serving the Motherland army anyway. The army that somehow want to drag me to its grave lately, just when I thought I had paid my dues.

Christmas is comming , yet I don't feel any joy lol~ None of that "ho ho ho" feeling or the jingling bells. Maybe its because I couldn't get my hand on an oversize turkey. Maybe its because I am about to do nothing and watch a good friend of mine live in his self impose exile over unworthy causes. Maybe and just maybe its because I don't have a chimmy in my house ( rubbish chute does not count) and I don't have socks big enough to put a human in it :p ( Maybe I will just hang a sleeping bag) Oh Santa, I have been a good boy this year, how about a big fat fund tranfer to my account. Its easy and you don't have to climb your way up my rubbish chute.

Movie of the Moment : Here is something to spoil the festival mood ~_~

FiN

I am Back ~

2007-12-13T19:25:00.000+08:00

"Theres no such thing as fate, only the inevitable " -Gui

Back from my trip :)

Frankly speaking, what are the chances of a person, losing his wallet by dropping it into a drain as he alights from a cab ? What are the chances that the same person actually brought a new wallet 10 mins pior to that ? And what are the chances of that person putting his 11b and ic in the same wallet that drop into the drain ?

Argh ~~ in that mere seconds of alighting the cab, I had to start to using a brand new empty wallet. Ah ~ my poor pinkie, you have had a sad life, 1st you were forcefully sieze from me for 2 years, now you are feeding fishes in Bangkok ~ Ah ~ my 11b, a cruel truth hit me when I learnt from the motherland army that I could have burnt you myself when I left the army. Now I hope the fishes that feed on you will be caught and cook and pass out of the bowels by others.

Enough of the tragdy, other than that misadventure, and the fact that my return flight was delayed for 4 hrs, the trip was fairly good. I managed to go on a shopping spree before the freak accidient. And thankfully Ah seng and Jeff volunted to be my ATM, actually, its not like they have much of a choice anyway haha~

Will type more about the trip once I have enough rest ~

FiN

Operation BKK

2007-12-07T22:49:00.000+08:00

"Operation Begins" - Secret Gui

Will update if I get internet access :p

Movie of the Moment : Amazingly Impossible.

FiN

December Holidays

2007-12-05T00:32:00.000+08:00

"Ho Ho Ho" the seasonal Gui~

First, let us welcome the return of Tips and Hong. I await the moment where your Auzzie $$$ become mine and my SGD is still mine. Can't post much thou as I am preparing for my trip the comming Saturday ~

Here is a gift for everyone and anyone who visit this blog.
Click here to recieve it.

Enjoy :p

This is long ~

2007-12-03T01:55:00.000+08:00

"Soon you people will realise why the change in this blog" - Gui

Took a colour Personality test here.

And here are my results. Quite true in my humble opinion. But is it enough to stop me from going Vietnam in 4 years time ?

Date Profiling Result: Your profile is "Chocolate Brown". Please remember your colour code is Chocolate Brown

Chocolate Brown Relationships

Trustworthy
Hence they take their vows very seriously, and once they have said "I do", that means they are bound to the relationship until "death do us apart" or otherwise

Driven to fulfill their responsibilities and duties, and will do so with tireless effort. They will do their best to meet the obligations presented by the different relationship roles which they play during their lives, i.e. spouse, parent, offspring, etc

Calm.
They may have difficulty showing warmth, but they frequently feel it in abundance. Most develop the ability to show it through sheer effort

Strongly believes in putting effort and will put forth tremendous amounts of effort to accomplish goals which are important to them

If healthy relationships are among these goals, the Chocolate Brown will do everything that they can to foster and maintain healthy relationships

Chocolate Brown Strengths

Honor their commitments faithfully

Take their relationship roles very seriously

Usually able to communicate what's on their minds with precision
Good listeners

Extremely good (albeit conservative) with money

Able to take constructive criticism well

Able to tolerate conflict situations without emotional upheaval

Able to dole out punishment or criticism when called for

Chocolate Brown Weaknesses

Tendency to believe that they're always right

Views every conflict as a “win-lose” situation

Not in-tune with other's feeling

Relies too much on “facts” which may seem rigid to others

Not likely to give enough praise or affirmation to their loved ones

Chocolate Brown as Lovers

You are the epitome of the conscientious lover. Dutiful and committed, you approach your love life the way you approach most other things: with 100% effort. You are able to provide well for your partner materially, and most people with Chocolate Brown lovers report a feeling of security and being well-taken care of. However, Chocolate Browns must learn not to view every aspect of their love lives as a commitment or a duty. Lighten up and have a little fun! Chocolate Browns need to view being in love as uplifting, not being weighed down.Although two well-developed individuals of any type can enjoy a healthy relationship, the Chocolate Brown's natural partner is the Lime Green, or the Sunny Orange.

FiN

Mo TV

2007-11-23T17:52:00.000+08:00

"Ahhh, Ahhh, Ahhh~" - Something I heard in the bus.

I was on my way home in a bus yesterday, sitting infront of the ugly, rubber looking T.V in a near empty bus with my eyes close. Suddenly, I hear some "Ahh AHHH" , " No No", " You are a very bad man", "No Deal" follow by more "Ahh Ahhh". All the groaning and moaning... for a moment, I thought that the buses are providing adult entertainment to help keep the Motherland's population target. I open my eyes and realsie that its Deal or No Deal with Fiona Xie as the contestant on TV. And my lonely trip home dosen't seems all that bad... I never knew that opening brief cases can be so ~~sexciting~~ exciting.

FiN

Beauty and The Beast

2007-11-20T22:32:00.000+08:00

"I just got 1 more reason not to mess with woman" - Gui

Firstly, I need to say Happy Birthday to myself. Secondly, I would like to thank all who sent me their greetings. Now, on to the main topic ~

"Crying Wolf, Raging Raven, Screaming Mantis, and Laughing Octopus, of The Beauty and the Beast Unit. All four of them are women who suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder" - From Wikipedia.

Look at the video to understand my concerns. The mother land army should start their own Beauty and the Beast unit, I'm sure theres plenty of worthy material waiting for them.

Movie of the moment : Now, imagine they are having PMS too .
Frankly speaking, the laughing Octopus is my personal favourite.

FiN

1 day to quater life crisis

2007-11-19T19:40:00.000+08:00

"Tragedy is a tool for the living to gain wisdom, not a guide by which to live." - Robert Kennedy

I got that quote from the show Criminal Minds, which I had gotton hooked onto recently.

Over the weekend, I learnt how to draw a star in 1 stroke ~~ Such a crowning achievement, to think I have no idea how to do that in almost 25 years.

Had a mini pre b day celebration on Sunday too. Special thanks to all those that came :p Sadly it will be mini until everyone come back from Australia. Those in Australia better compansate me by getting me something big if they can't bring an "oil plantation" back to me when they come back in 2 weeks time. And if you don't, prepare to face the consequences on my NEW MAHJONG TABLE.

Last but not least my B Day wishes for this Year ~

I wish to

1) Make more Money.
2) Win more Money.
3) Ryja y bnuban kenmvneaht.

Not as much as previous years. Guess I am finally less greedy or maybe I realsie the power of money :p

Movie of the Moment : Oops I have different wishes.

FiN

6

2007-11-14T22:17:00.000+08:00

"You not wearing a ring, you spend your whole day working, you don't have a girlfriend right hehehehe !!!" - A very observant 9 years old girl.

So sad, even a 9 year old girl can see thru me :'(

Lost my way inside Victoria Theater today. Frankly speaking, that place look haunted even in the day~ Oh well A few more days and I can start celebrating my peace of ears I will have and pray that my quater life crisis is no crisis.

FiN

Imaginary Cards

2007-11-12T21:08:00.000+08:00

"If only this cards are available"- sad Gui

Thanks to OCK for giving me this site http://www.yugiohcardmaker.net/ .
Now I can see how some of my dream cards will turn out.

All similarties with any event, people or policy is purely coincidence.

FiN

1111

2007-11-11T11:51:00.000+08:00

"Wish me Luck" - trembling Gui

Online chat dialogue regarding my possible future ~

Tips :"They say you cannot help too much in wedding or next time you won't get married"
Gui :"Never mind, I gave up long ago"
Gui :"Do more good deeds, gain some good karma for next life"
Tips :"No need la, we orgainaise Vietnam tour"
Gui :"With who ? Me, you and OCK ? "
Tips :"And Hong."

FiN

Your father hit you

2007-11-08T19:26:00.000+08:00

"You only visit me on Deepavali" - My family Doctor

Such a coincidence ~ The last time I visited him was on Deepavali 2006, after my Op . Been feeling sick since my double dosage of Herbal Chicken soup and Imperial Chicken over the weekends. Since his clinic is so faraway from where I lived, I could only visit him today. Feeling drowsy as I am typing this. Maybe its the medicine effects kicking in... Hope I recover before Guowei's Big day...~

By the way for those of you who can't understand the title, try saying this " 你爸爸打你" as quick as you can. Its lame I know, but can't blame a really sick man for trying ~~

And oh my... I am less than 2 weeks from reaching my quater life crisis.

Last but not least, I am gald that I never donated to Ren Ci during all those charity shows. ( I do so on their flag days). Its sicken me to think that a poor monk have to torture himself before people start rushing to donate. Infact, it feels like people are watching the show, eagarly waiting for the monk's masochism acts and rush in to donate when it starts. It will encourage the poor guy to try risker and risker stuff you know. Now they are being investigate for finanical irregularties, I hope the poor monk will not try even more dangerous way to torture himself to win back support...

Movie of the Moment : Watch the dance :P

FiN

Random Thoughts

2007-10-29T21:56:00.000+08:00

"100% of all Divorce begins with Marriage" - Gui trying to explain the source of Divorce.

"Sunshine empire ? Sell bread that one ? "- Innocent Gui

"Low crime dosen't mean no crime. It simply means more crime is not reported." - Skeptical Gui

"Imagine you see 2 handsome guy kissing in Orchard Road, most likely you will look away. Now, imagine its 2 pretty girls doing the same." - Gui explaining s337a in layman's term.

"7 months only ? Might as well ask him go consolling. Justice is on the side with the deeper pocket ?" - Gui trying to understand how the guy that kill the sales girl while test driving some sport car get away so lightly.

"ERP allow more Singaporean to have cars ? " Gui pondering on our MP's wisdom

"No ERP even more Cars." - Guni enlightening Gui

Movie of the Moments : Don't watch if you have never seen Heroes or you will be spoilt.

FiN

Secret Report

2007-10-23T23:23:00.000+08:00

"You should have died at Cobra challenge ..." - Some a**hole...

The covenant meet once again today thou they are 1 member short. Lokie aka Fly boy , Yang Guo ( not his real name ) aka Hei Mian shen Mo （黑面神魔） and Innocently Honest Gui meet up finally under the guise of darkness at Al Something but not Quada opposite Beauty World. Despite the phyical absense of Yin Tong (淫同）, his presence can be felt throughout the meeting , especially from Yang Guo's mouth.

The nature of the conversation will be kept as secret. Lets just say they all had fun insulting one another. 3 lack 1 thou, hopefully Yin Tong will show up for the next meeting ...~

Movie of the Moment : OMG ~

FiN

Of Beast and Man

2007-10-20T01:18:00.000+08:00

"So when you kick the bucket ? " - Some unclouth youth telling an old man.

Thanks to Reenz, learnt about the Raoul warehouse sale ~ Before I went, she told me that people behave like beasts over there and you can find Raoul shirts lying on the floor and nobody will f**king care about it. And not to mention , its hot ~

So there I was, metally prepared and joyfully brought Yang Guo ( Not his real name to protect his identity) , aka Hei Mian Shen Mo aka the Beast with me to the Warehouse Sales. I have to admit, the price is beyond cheap for Raoul products ( sadly not much selection and size). But nothing could have prepared me for the drama that unfolded infront of me.

The below dialogue have been edited to make it sound more polite and slightly less dramatic.

"Can you stop pushing me" said the Old man
" You have been standing here for 1/2 an hour" replied the Uncle
"How you know I have stand here 1/2 an hour" questioned the Old man
" Even if I did, That does not give you the right to push me." The Old man continued.
"Are you so desperate to buy something from here" The Uncle retorted
"Are you a hooligan" the Old man asked
" Yes I am a hooligan" the Uncle answered.
"So when you kick the bucket ? " Uncle's son chipped in.

Like father like son I guess, althought in my humble and useless opinion, all parties are at fault.

I do hope this is the not a typical Singaporean behavior. I will be so sad to know that I went through 2 shitty years in my life trying to protect useless craps like this~ I sincerely and truly from the bottom of my heart hope that the Uncle's grand children, if he ever have them, will one day ask him the same question that his son asked the old man.

Pix of the Moment : My fave dinner of the week

Movie of the Moment: Too bad I don't drink alcholic stuff, I will never experience such great joy.

FiN

My Mum say I could

2007-10-16T20:35:00.001+08:00

"Mum, can I put the cat into the washing machine ?" - Boy in video below

Just removed another one of my wisdom tooth~ Guess I am more dumber than before...
Nothing much to talk about, maybe its because I am feeling a nagging pain in my mouth~
Enjoy the video :p

Movie of the Moment : Kids these days

FiN

Temptation

2007-10-06T09:46:00.000+08:00

"A man will lie to you to make himself feels good . A woman will lie to you to make you feel good."- Old words of wisdom that I forgotten I read from where but have proven handy ~

I am so very tempted to get my hand on this... although I am more interested to have an Iphone in my hands, the problem is when it will come to Singapore...

Movie of the Moment : Their so call rival in my country only know how to show me some weird Panda dream...

FiN

Bitter Sweet ~~

2007-10-03T19:51:00.000+08:00

"We are evolving with every passing minute ! With one revolution we move foward abit! Thats a Drill !" - Simon the digger ~

Sob sob ~~ Gurren Lagann finally ended. The ending was a little bit of a suprise for me ... you know, I am the type of sucker that believe that shows should end happily ever after... even more so after the protagonists went thru so much just to be together like being seperate in different universe, losing so many comardes in the procress, and having to fight a whole universe just to reunite...

Anyway, managed to get my hand on this....

My favourite track got to be 19 - " Libera me" From Hell.
Its a mixture of ophera singing, rap and some electronic instrument.
Sounds weird but its actually nice when you listen to it. I will end my post with this ~
"My drill is the drill that will pierce heaven itself "
Feels good when you say it out loud ~

Movie of the Moment : This is still not the sadest part of the ending ~

FiN

1662

2007-09-30T02:13:00.000+08:00

"1662. Thats the number of emails in my inbox" -Gui

To be more specified, that the number of emails I have in my inbox since Mon Dec 31, 2001. I usually delete unsolicated emails in my inboxes and spam mails or alert mails will just go into my junk mail. Those emails stored in my inbox are from various people in various part of my life. I was looking for an particular email that a friend of mine sent me years ago and then it occur to me as I was looking thru all my old emails, it felt as if I am l looking my own past ~

Some are sweet ( a very very very tiny percentage) some are threatening( you know, those with deadlines pressing me for assigiments) and some simply make no sense to me( those showing me various pictures of the world). I saw a few names, whom I simply have no idea who the sender is but the contents of the mail suggest that I might knew the person well back then. For a moment I was tempted to email a "hi" to them but some unknown force must have stopped me. So much can change in such a short time ~ Or was this memory lapse cause by National Slavery or maybe my short stay in the hospital ? I have no idea...

Why do I keep on these email ? The truth is, I simply didn't delete them back when Yahoo only Provided 20mb of storage ( maybe an unpopular person like me never recive enough to delete)Then they upgraded it to 1G, I see no reason to delete them as I am barely using 3% of the storage~~. Looking at the way technology is moving Guess I will keep them there till the day I pass on to the other side ~~

Movie of the Moment : You people should watch this series~~

FiN

Come and get me ~ Agent J

2007-09-23T20:59:00.000+08:00

"What is so obscene about a pole dancing assassin ? " - Gui

I can't understand why so many people feels that a pole dancing assassin is a joke ~ Can't anyone enjoy the aesthetic of it ...Anyway I will let you who is reading this judge that yourself But I have to admit, the singing kinda weak compare to the previous few album~ Speaking of pole dancing, I remember that Fai also have a few tricks up his sleves regarding this topic...

Been puting alot of interesting stuff on my table and in my mouth lately ( pictures shown below). Maybe I am trying to enjoy myself as much as I can as my motherland had foreseen, most likely I have to continue working at 65... Ah~~ I can see myself saying " Sir, You want to upsize your meal ?"

A picture tells a thousand words. I am going to leave some pictures here that have made my week~...Not to forget one of my best friend, Guowei is getting married in Nov... A heartful congratulation to him and his dear.~ By the way, when will it be my turn...? Any lonely & pretty girl want to take in a poor "Zai Nan" like me, please contact me haha~ I promise to be nice :p In the mean time, I will get back to watching Constantine on Chn 5 alone in my room.

No Prize for guessing whats this...

But how about this ? Can you tell what is this ?

Reunion of Brothers. This is like a dream come true...~

Movie of the Moment: Watch it before it gets remove.

FiN

King Kittan

2007-09-17T22:13:00.000+08:00

" I accept your dying wish" - Simon

I feel so emo after watching it *tears rolling*

This post is delicated to Kittan... Our world need more people like him...

Movie of the Moment : Nearing the Finale

FiN

Back with a Bang

2007-09-13T21:25:00.000+08:00

"Show me whats at the other side of Heaven" - Leeron

I am back :)
September so far have not been a good month, But I think the worst is over... or should I say what worse thing can happen haha~ (Maybe this <-- click to see)
All the problems and rubbish and whatever that have been pressing me down and giving me PMS like feeling are finally over. Then again, I am back at square one again. Learning from mistake is the best lesson ever. No point trying to understand tis post, just enjoy the video .

To understand the video , this are some terms you need to know

Riichi : waiting to win
Ron : win
Nani : what ?

This video is an enactment of the showdown 9 ge and I is going to have when the Casinos are up and running.

Movie of the Moment : The guy wearing stripes is me. The eye patch guy is 9 Ge. The other 2 most likely Seng and Tips ba...~

FiN

End of Augest

2007-08-31T21:37:00.000+08:00

"My desk very squeeze" - Jeff

For a moment, I thought he was hinting to me that he have more than one secretary sitting on his lap...~ Then I realise he was refering to his desktops and laptops.

This is a picture of me that I got produced at http://simpsonizeme.com/ .
Its a site where you submit one photo for yourself and they tranform you into one of those yellow guy you can see free on tv but stupid enough to pay to watch them in the cinemas.
So, does the picture look like me ? Thats for you to decide. But one thing I'm sure of is I don't have as much chest air as shown in the pix.

I Fraund *Updated on 21st Augest

2007-08-19T14:22:00.000+08:00

"Simone: You are thinking what I am thinking ?
Viral : Yea... top or bottom ? "
I never saw this comming...

Good news to all, I am going to be rich... dirty smelly filthy rich. No, I did not strike 4d, toto or any lottery. Its even better... some Kundi from Africa just send me an email asking me to help him. In exchange, he will give me a handsome tip. Just look here. I don't really like to meddle in other people's civil war but I guess I just got to help the poor fellow...Ok , the guy spelted a few words wrong, that dosen't mean I should'nt trust him right...

Lately, one apple seller (who is going to be even more smelly , more dirty and more filthy rich than me) on a small red dot, have been sending out threatening letters asking for $$$ , hinting at lawsuits to people who pluck apples from Bukit Timah. He says that he have brought the rights to sell New Zealand apple, Japan apple , Africa apple and alot of other apples. But his apple business have been bad, so he is busy sueing people who pluck apple from Bukit Timah (0.0)y

True, all the apple tress in Bukit Timah orginated from those countries he represent. But, the reason why people go pluck from Bukit Timah instead of buying from him is simple, its FREE, you know, everyone like freebies... especially on the small red dot... Secondly, The apples from Bukit Timah is fresher than those he sold, thirdly, he has been selling the same rotten apples for 2 years at high price, isn't a lost expected ? last but not least, he was caught selling apples pluck from Bukit Timah posing them as his...

Of course , the apple seller is not wrong to go around busy sueing people, from a business point of view that is... Morally , its seem alittle bit grey... Have you heard about the 9 year old who recieved his letter ? ( kinda like a black letter from Mai Otome) He then have to go meet this apple seller at his apple HQ.

A possible reenactment.

Apple seller : Si Gina, don't think you young young I will just let you off with a warning. I not the kind to give warning ... Pluck so many apple from Bukit Timah, lucky you leave your footprints, otherwise my rottweiler cannot find you. For each apple you pluck , I can charge you 5k. But I am a good man, I give u discount. You give me 3 K 1 shot, I will forgive you. But you must sign this, you cannot tell others what happened here and You must stop plucking apple for the rest of your screwed life .

9 year old : Whats the 3k for ???

Apple Seller: Don't think I take 3k from you is I keep. I got to buy meat for my rottweilers ok, So many of your kind pluck apple, they smell here smell there, follow this follow that also very tired one... so you don't anyhow think .... So you wanna give or not ? or you prefer to speak to my big bad Lawyer in court. Not to mention, the Motherland support me. I have recieved the imperial edict from the powers above, ... you and your kind better wake up from your bloody ideas ... you all have been double-6-ed* by me, understand !!!

End of reenactment.

See, the apple seller is not such a bad person after all... right ?

double-6-ed* -In board games, you roll 2 dices to determine the damge you are inflicting to your enemy. When the 2 dices show '6', it means a direct hit, a critical hit, a head shot, a kick in the groin, depending on which board game you playing.

Movie of the moment : Absolutely nothing to do with this post.

FiN

Microsoft Surface

2007-08-15T20:52:00.000+08:00

"Instead of playing with your kids, you can just look at video of them playing by themselves. You will smile knowing you only spend 10 thousand dollars to do it. And if your mum have 10 thousand dollars laying around her house and she have nothing to do with it, she can get 1 too and then you can send her a post card for free." - Microsoft surface Ad

I definetly will get 1 of this if I have $10000 laying around my house and I have nothing to do with it.

Movie of the Moment: Introducing the Microsoft Surface.

FiN

I Fear

2007-08-12T21:26:00.000+08:00

" His face very white lor" - 9 ge / Jimmy / Iori82 describing one of his friend's boyfriend's trait.

Frankly speaking, I also want to have a very small and white face too... but I don't have such fortune... maybe in my next life...

Woke up from a nightmare during my afternoon nap !!! Althought I can't remember what it really was about, it really scared the poos out of me. So, to help myself recalled what was it, I decided to write down things that will drive me trembling down my spine.

10) Playing mahjong with a Bykugan User.
This got to be one of my worst fear. Playing mahjong with someone who can see thru anything... whats the fun in that...

9) Moon falling down on the poor naked monkeys.
Oh wait.. this only will happen in Gurren Lagann.

8) Sitting in 9 ge's vehicle without seat belt.
This would be more scary 1 year ago...

7) Sitting in Ah Seng's vehicle without seat belt.
This is sucide...

6) Trap alone in a small dark room...
Whats that word... Claustrophobia ?

5) Wearing that ugly green uniform.
I'm not sure if its a fear or not...but nothing good ever happen when I am wearing it...

4) Motherland or any of her companies proposed a tax hike / price increament for whatever reasons ~
I don't even need to think if it will be approved or not... it surely will. Let hope they don't propose something like air tax... you know, tax you for the amount of carbon dioxiode or other green house gases you release when you fart, burp or whatever.

3) Seeing only $0 in all my bank acc
I know money is not everything, but without enough of it, you cannot do anything and without any of it, you are nothing more than a parasite wasting the air on our not so blue and not so beautiful planet.

2)Drowning
Need I explain...

1) Flying cockroaches
Your only chance to see me run around and scream like a little girl...

Movie of the Moment: Golden Moment

FiN

I desires

2007-08-04T21:38:00.000+08:00

"Turns out you the villian Peter, I'm the hero" - Some guy who named himself after the brand of a watch.

I just woke up this noon and suddenly... I have the urge to get myself these stuff...

1) An Akatsuki coat (Click here for pix).

2) A box of Kellogs corn flakes.

3) The OST of Gurren Lagann if it exist

4) A Tube of Honey Dew Favoured Ice Cream

5) Winning toto ticket, group 3 and above will do.

6) Some self help book that can make me hardworking.

7) A job with Higher pay.

8) Seseme Paste soup with "tang yuan" from China Town.

9) A vacation to somewhere where no one will bother me.

10) A life

Guess something must be wrong with my head as my birthday is still far far away...

Movie of the Moment : You people don't know what you are missing out on...

FiN

Return of Orange Kun

2007-07-30T22:54:00.000+08:00

"Go Orange , rip that heartless, sly bastard to pieces..." - Me rooting for Orange.

Well bad things come in groups, suprisingly, good things also... How long have I waited to see the last 2 epsiodes of Code Geass... To see Lulu get his just deserts for killing his sibling and using people like chess pieces...

Movie of the Moment : Orange's Counter-Attack

FiN

Something Wrong with my World.

2007-07-25T21:41:00.000+08:00

" I will make a hole through heaven itself, even if that hole becomes my grave as long as I break through, I am victorious. " - Simon the digger.

I am not sure if anyone else notice this... but something is really wrong with my world. Maybe these are signs its the end after all...

1) My country population is declining thanks to the services provided by foregin worker in an area , a lecturer from UK I have 7 years ago prounce as"gay land".

2) Declining population means the army will be shrinking because the bulk of their numbers comes from forced conscripition.

3)There was a time where I can name all 22 players in my national football team. Now... I don't even know which 1 is born in my country.

4) People will only donate money to needy only if some monk put himself in dire situation or some old couple singing their poor lungs out... Are donors sadistic or is it the performers who are masochist.

5) I know people need to be entertained. But the next time they want to see monks do stunts, can they get those from Shaolin Shi ?

6) A company producing inferior products compared to free stuff is actually suing others for having the free stuff. Maybe they will make a heafty profit this way.

7) A mass email on the way how the real army works from the mini prince got circulated all over the internet. I guess somebody in manpower made a mistake by putting him into the real army.

8) How come there is no big box pack for vanilla flavor of Hello Panda ?

9) My blog posting getting more and more irregular...

10) 2 of my best friends are not talking to one another...

FiN

Medusa Glasses

2007-07-10T23:17:00.000+08:00

"You dare to place your eyes on other girls...With your perverted despicable look full of ill intentions" - Zero Louise in season 2 of Zero No Tsukamina

I never knew this show would have a season 2. A pleasent suprise nevertheless... If only my life have more pleasent suprises...

Movie of the Moment : All woman would love this glasses.

FiN

Makes Me Wonder

2007-07-08T20:47:00.000+08:00

"Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a different to try
This is goodbye "
- Chorus from Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5.

Life isn't all that great... but it sure beats what I went thru during my ICT... Not really sure what to write here with the lyrics of Maroon 5 's Makes Me Wonder humming at the back of my head every now and then, putting me in a state of blankness.

I believe everything will work out by itself (my slacker mentally said so). It kinda weird to see 1 friend refer to another as stranger... Maybe , just maybe.. all this misunderstanding will clear itself with time.

But I think I should worry more about myself... it looks like my work are stacking up...

Movie of the Moment : The above mention song.

FiN

In Chains Tomorrow 2

2007-06-24T20:05:00.000+08:00

" ORD is just the begining" - Some bastard once told me.

Unfortunately that particular bastard is correct. The past 7 days have been the hardest days of my life to pass since I ORDed. So many moments I wished I could just drop dead, unfortunately again, my wishes don't ususally come true. I had to live thru all the pain and suffering and type some rubbish here.

The only words in my mind as I went thru those stupid exercises and trainings were description on the smell of human reproduction organs and various greeting to peoples' mother. My life as an NSF was seldom more phyically and mentally taxing then those 7 days. Truly I really might have laughed too early when I ORDed.

I strongly believed that I must have raped, then killed then rape again some poor gal in my last few lives thus I am suffering so much now to atone for those crimes. The next 10 years of my life, I have to go thru the same and maybe worse crap that I went thru last few days. But I am not thinking that far now... I still have 6 days of ICT infront of me right now... maybe and just maybe... this might be my last post...

FiN

In Chains Tomorrow

2007-06-17T16:20:00.000+08:00

" I don't trust mushroom heads anymore" - Gui after watching 8 epsiodes of Liar Game

Its amazing how fast time flies. I ORD exactly 366 days ago and here I am, preparing for my ICT tomorrow. For those of you who dunno what is ICT, Let me explain it to you... It is a period of time when a free man is drag into capative somewhere secretive to do something thats usually doesnt seems enjoyable like conducting simulations or experiments using human. It stands for Intensive Cocka-nadan Training. Just like Battle Royale, but without the cute girls.

I have no idea if I will make it back in 1 piece but , I have did as many things as I could and wanted since the day I recieved my ICT letter. Its comparable to those Characters reciving a Black letter in Mai Otome. And the biggest shock, equalvant to reciving 2 black letters, came on thursday but I am too numb mentally to feel anything .

Sad to say, some of my friends are having a rough time ( and I am not refering to those who lose $$$ to me in mahjong recently) and there is nothing more I can do for them. Maybe its the ICT Curse. Infact, I was doing quite well myself until this week :'(

Special Thks to OCK for passing to me 8 epsiodes of Liar Game. Hehe gotta learn a few tricks from there when I got time ( but not from mushroom head). Showing a cute, naive, and trusting gal that will never exist in this world get con over and over again ( by that damn mushroom head) saddens me *sob sob*

And to my friends struggling out there( if they still bother reading here), take heel that certain things in life don't come twice, please think a few more times before making an decsion that cannot be reverse. Talking could do wonders sometimes.

And thus I end this post... wishing all world peace ~

Movie of the Moment : Introduction of Liar Game. Looks more like an Autumn Collection Ad actually.

Movie of the Moment 2 : A short introduction on Liar game.

FiN

Countdown :(

2007-06-12T22:28:00.000+08:00

"How many of You remembers who is Singapore 's VR Man ?" - My Question to all of you reading this.

The fresh air of freedom is escaping me... Less than 6 days till i go back to hell~ Where is a super hero or a heroine when I need 1 ...Although a heroine is much prefered :p OOO and why the question at the top of the page... look at the movie of the moment haha~ I guess he might be VR Man's long lost spritual brother or something~ Same mask and color code...

Movie ofthe Moment : This movie won awards ok ...

FiN

Small small update

2007-06-03T12:54:00.000+08:00

"Believe in you. Not in the me who believe in you. Not in the you who believe in me. You should believe, believe in yourself." - Lord Kamina's words of wisdom.

Heroes ended... *sob sob* I wanted to see more of Hiro's encounter ...

Gurren Lagann and all its drilling and over dramatizing is getting nicer and nicer...

9 ge the driller is also back from down under.

I am going for my 1st ICT...

AND A NEW GUNDAM SERIES PREMIERS IN OCT
Gundam00
Hope its not as sucky as Gundam Seed Destiny~.

Movie of the Moment : A small preview... The wonders of Youtube...

FiN

Oh My...

2007-05-14T19:47:00.000+08:00

"In our line of work, we are used to dealing with rude passengers who scold us. But never in my 25 years of driving buses did I expect I would be punched by a young boy for trying to do my job." - A 53 year old bus driver who gets the beating of his life while doing his job.

"Sorry uncle, it was an accident" - The 17 year old student from a top JC in Singapore , Hwa Chong Institution, who gave the above mention bus driver the beating of his life.

Refer to news here.

Warning: Strong language/ Supernatural / Violent / Sexual material mention beyond this point.

Reading this news saddens me. When did our society moral value drop to such standards. In my time, only uneducated hooligans do such stuff in public.. Wait, I retract my previous statement, even uneducated hooligans would show some respect to the elderly. The bus driver should feel lucky I guess. If a student from top JC would do this to him, imagine if he encountered one from non top JCs , he might have been punch to death or something like that, no offence to the other JCs.

I was even more disturbed by the news when I read about the student's explaination/ apology today. He claim that it was an accidient. Had he only punched the driver once, I might have believed that... But, from the news report and witnesses account, he punched the driver to the ground, and continued unleash his manly strength, infront of his girlfriend, over the feeble driver until he was stopped by another passanger on the bus. I wonder what happened ? Maybe his body lost locamotive controls after the 1st punch and he can't stop his hands from punching the driver...Maybe he was possessed by some vengeful and violent spirit in the bus... or most likely, in my humble opinion, he was thinking with his male sexual organ when he was writing his letter of apology to the Newspaper.

I can't think of any reason why he would do such a thing. Even his father had kneel down and apologized to the driver, why can't the student who unleashed himself on the driver do the same ? Is it because he is from a top JC, thus branding him an elite or potiental elite who could do no wrong ? It would be inferior for him to do so ? or maybe he is expecting the bus driver's family to kneel to him for making a big hooha over a small show of his manliness in front of his girl.

Of coz, we should not let one such black, rotten and maybe alittle bit mentally challenged sheep tarnish the image of our top schools.

Movie of the Moment : Developing the leaders of tomorrow.

FiN

May Day

2007-05-01T19:26:00.000+08:00

If you've been wishing you had a free chocolate-covered doughnut, well, that's taken care of. " - My Horoscope.

Where is it ??? I want my doughnut !!!

Happy Holidays to everyone Who is having holidays today :p

Movie of the Moment : Exactly how I feel hai~

FiN

Heroes

2007-04-27T22:22:00.000+08:00

"Interesting I can't wait to try that one" - Hungry Swatch, I meant Sylar, the brain eating villian.

Watching Heroes make me wish that I have some special/ heroic abilities like creating money from thin air or making people fall asleep ( o wait, maybe I do have that ability).

Movie Of the Moment : The moment all Heroes fan have been waiting for.

FiN

Happiness

2007-04-23T22:08:00.000+08:00

"A picture paints a thousand words." - Old Ancient Proverb.

PiX of the Moment : He is a happy man.

Why can't I be as happy as him ...

FiN

Friday the 13 post

2007-04-14T00:38:00.001+08:00

"Why are you so tall ?" - a 7 year girl old asked me today.

How am I suppose to explain the kindness puberty had shown me to her... Anyway I heard some rumors that my unoffical fanclub have increased in member size.

Movie of the Moment : Poor Ichigo * sob sob*

FiN

April's Fool, me.

2007-04-11T18:00:00.000+08:00

"But, unfortunately, I've already bound a contract with the Devil. As things are now, I don't think I can get along with Gods" - Zero aka Lulu, rejecting the goddness of Victory, Princess Sumergai's marriage proposal.

This is the long awaited post( base on my man's instinct ? ). Sad to say, I do not have any important nor happy annoucement to make, as alot of you are suggesting in your msn nick etc : "Happy for Gui", "真的为贵开心“ or something like that. And so I begin my senseless ranting again.

"I work like Hell" thats what a friend of mine told me recently. " I work in Hell" was my reply to her. The lack of update is due to the fact that I have been fighting a bad cold or flu, not that I can tell the difference and my vitality being nearly depleted from my daily battles in Hell. (Fear not, I do not need Tong Kat Ali or the magic blue pill) As I am struggling with a sore throat and a blocked nose as I am typing this, I realised that all my recent entries depict me not in the pink of health :(

But, even with my frailing body, and my constant and never ending fight with the various demonic beasts in Hell, I managed to squeeze some time to do some of the finer things in life, such as typing here, to promote the fact that I am still breathing (although with difficulty) incase some of you misunderstool that I have pass over to the other side or got abducted by aliens or something like that. Actually, I don't think I mind getting abduct by aliens to escape from Hell ( I finally understand Kelvin's and Ah Boon's struggle) as long as they don't give me an anal probe.

Somehow, I was spoted all over Singapore during my long absence here. Guess Singapore is really really small, maybe this is "have fate" as I have mention in a post long long ago. Not that I am doing anything illegal or what but I just find it slightly amusing.

And, I end this post with some of the pixs I took with my crappy 2 mega pixel phone of an event I went recently. I heard Yin Tong( who secretly went without telling me) have a compromising and scandalous photo of me on that day... Still waiting for him to show me...

The Destination.

This is not a Worker's Party election rally

The Event

She make M16 looks good ( Too bad can't get a clear shot)

Movie of the Moment : I forgot why I liked this song :(
Ah my memories... when will they fully return... :(

FiN

I wanna be a Pirates too~

2007-03-24T18:01:00.000+08:00

"The pirate lords from the four corners of the earth must stand together. There have not been a gathering like this in our lifetime." - Captain Babaross

"And I own them all money." - Captain Jack Sparrow

Movie of the Moment : Welcome to Singapore ~

FiN

My Tarot ~

2007-03-22T22:28:00.000+08:00

You are The Fool

The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

FiN

The painful post

2007-03-19T23:07:00.000+08:00

"I am a non praticing vegeterian"- The care for animal and nature Gui.

Its has been a really interesting and weird weekend for me, Like watching a ghost movie in the cinema for the 1st time in 4 years... Alot of things that I never expect to happen happened. Whats even more interesting is that my Wisedom tooth broke today while I was having dinner and I had to rush to see a dentist to remove whats rest of it. I became less wise and $100 poorer in 1 hr~.

On the bright side, its the 1st time I remove a tooth in 10 years lol. Spoil things must go to welcome something new, whatever it might be.

Movie of the Moment : Will I have have the same fate ? :p

FiN

I don't like the American 1 too ~

2007-03-15T00:12:00.000+08:00

"Give me a million persian over a classroom of kids anytime" - Ah Boon the teacher.

Nothing much to post actually. But I found 9 ge's ( and maybe my) soul mate while I was surfing the net. 9 ge, you must see this haha~

Movie of the Moment : Honest man.

FiN

March Madness

2007-03-11T18:43:00.000+08:00

" I believe in God's good intentions as much as I believe that the Internet have no PorN." - Gui

Someone had asked me recently why my updates seems to be slower and slower and each post is getting shorter and shorter. Frankly speaking ~ I think its because I have not been in the pink of health the last few weeks since Lunar New Year. I having been popping one or two panadol every 2 to 3 days since then.

Felt giddy on Monday when I was releasing human waste in one of the dark corners of the world. Thought my health had finally decline to a stage where I can finally go see a Doc. Then learnt 1 hr later that it was actually tremor from an earthquake that have stuck our lovely and generous southern neighbours.

Bleach 118 was simply delicously, wonderfully, amazingly, orgasmic. Almost wipe out my painful memories of the Bounto Arc...

Glad to say, other then my health, life have been pretty smooth for me, so smooth that I am feeling uneasy lol. Maybe the Joker above had enough fun with my life... or maybe he/she/it is storing a one time big big finishing blow for me, just like before . And sadly I will somehow survire it, just like before...

Going to pick my "Best 12" for the Robotic competition in September next week. This will be interesting...

Movie Of the Moment : I am still a Child who love watching this stuff :p

FiN

March Magic

2007-03-05T23:59:00.000+08:00

" But you only have money for 1 bird" - Indian guy selling birds.

Finally back after my PC went kaboom on me. Nothing much bad happened other than that and the fact that I won $0 in the $10M Toto. Alot of interesting things happen within the 2 weeks of Lunar New Year Celebration etc: Me bumping into friends I have not met in 10 years.

I had intended to go jogging after work, a healthy start to the Lunar New Year. Changed my clothes and only intended to lie down on my bed for only 5min. The next thing I knew, 1 hour had past and my body was totally warm down. As its not healthy to go jogging with a warmed down body. I guess I have to postpone the start of my healthy lifestyle.

Movie Of the Moment : He visited me during the Lunar New Year *happy*

FiN

End of Marathon

2007-02-20T14:19:00.000+08:00

"This one swallow is worth more than what you can make in a month, and to share it with you will be a waste and a disgrace to the great man who made it. Beacuse you Hume, will never be a great man. What you're not is worthy of drinking my whiskey how can you ever be worthy for my daughter." - Mr Widmore to Desmond on Season 3 epsiode 8 of Lost.

My marathon have ended, with a tiny winings of $28 over 4 days and 8 games... So tiring... No wonder I spent 16hrs sleeping today.

The phase I quoted sound so familar haha~ The same epsiode also have another interesting phase " The universe unfortunately have a way of course correcting ". I wonder if thats true. If so, why have'nt my course been corrected back ? Or is it in the procress of being correct back ? Some times, I really wonder if the world is crazy for all the things that have happened to me. No wonder I feel that I am on the blink of insanity~

Did some shifting of stuff in my room during my times awake today. Going to tidy up my desk over the weekend I guess.

Heard some baseless rumor from Reenz that I never lose in mahjong game... No wonder I can hardly play a game nowadays, don't know who spreading such malicous rumors about me...

Was asked the below questions almost a year ago after some ugly stuff happened. Back then I can only give "I dunno" for every single question.

1. What do you want to achieve in the next year?
Challenge myself
2. What do you want to own by the end of next year?
*Secret
3. What would you like to do by the end of next year?
Go Tokyo
4. What excites you most?
*Secret
5. What would you have to become to become to do what you want?
Actually , I don't understand the question.
6. Where would you like to be in two years?
Somewhere where I am happy with myself.
7. Where would you like to be in five years?
A house of my own
8.Where would you like to be in ten years?
I dunno
9. Where would you like to be in twenty years?
I dunno
10. Where would you like to be in fifty years?
Hopefully in a better place

*Secret means something not nice to put here :p
Still not very constructive, maybe I can do better at a later time. At least I am in a better mood when I am doing it this time.

Movie Of the Moment : Here to save your day...

FiN

End of Dog, Comming of Pig

2007-02-17T12:59:00.000+08:00

"And I sincerely hope this is the end of all my bad luck " - Poor Gui

I have to admit, I have been going thru really rough patches of bad luck the past 2 to 3 years. According to Chinese Astrology, these is because my Chinese Zodice sign offended the Grand Duke Jupiter ( Tai Sui) for the past 2 to 3 years. Its not that I am supersitious or anything but sometimes, life's happening just compel you to believe them. There are uncountable moments in those years I wonder if I need to see tomorrow or not.

And, if I remembered correctly things started to dive for the worse when Naruto started showing frillers. After a few months, Bleach joined it in doing so. Things were really bad then... With reality becoming very ugly for me, even my favourite source of entertainment became crappy, and I have to wear an ugly green piece of cloth at least 5 times a week, those really were the dark ages of my life. Even now, the last week of the Year of the Dog have not been very kind to me... Although I have to admit there were some bright moments in those years.

I do not know if this happen by chance or what, but today is also the 3rd annivesary that I got shaved to bald and learn that "Give me 20" is not giving someone $20 or $0.20. although this is the 1st time in 3 year on this date I am actually breathing the fresh air of freedom. Is it a sign that all my luck will be getting better ? And theres another sign ( Refer to Movie of the Moment).

To sum up, I wish everyone reading this a Happy Lunar New Year. May the Year of the Pig bring more $$$ to your piggy bank and more piggish love to you. Just remember everyone, there is no such thing as coincidence, only the inevitable.

Movie Of The Moment : Hes finally back.

FiN

February 13th

2007-02-13T23:28:00.000+08:00

"There is only 1 kind of man. The lowdown and lustful kind" - Hua Jie from Angels of Mission.

Hai~ That show make so many insulting statments on my fellow men. Still got worse 1 like showing a man caressing a pretty woman naked shoulder with the voice over " Nan Ren De Ruo Dian Wo Bu Yong Jiao Ni" ( Men's weakness I don't need to teach you) and many many more *sob sob*

Jin Zhi Yu Ye ended with a love fool burnt alive in a room with a woman that have used him phyically and mentally in every possible way. Now this new show shows a women bully men up down left and right. What all sex is equal... such unequal treatment even in tv scripts.

But Nevertheless, I will continue to ogle at these shows.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I wish all those that have found their soul mate to enjoy themselves and poor lonely souls like me to have a good night sleep.

PiX of the Moment : Photos from my most recent Steamboat gathering...

FiN

February Raspberry

2007-02-08T20:14:00.000+08:00

"With our help who says Singapore cannot make it to the World Cup finals in 2010 or 2014"- Brazil's amabassador to Singapore Paulo Alberto da Silveira Soares

And that guy must have not seen our "impressive" performances in the Tiger Cup or he is just simply feeling high when making that statement...Or maybe, just maybe... Brazil or Brazil Team B will all become PRs and play for us. 2010 seems so exciting, but let me handle 2007 1st...By the way, the below post will be updated once I fully rested.

Just recovered from a cold. ( despite all the weekly steamboat gathering I have, i still managed to catch a cold). And here is a test that 9 Ge recommanded me to do...

Your Birthday 20th Nov

You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move.It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone.Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4

You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month.

Let me explain this in layman terms. This means, the person born on this date, is a tiko that like to peep at people (preferably bathing or changing clothes maybe) from far, before finally decide to make his move. He won't like anybody easily, and like those Emperors in tv shows, he prefer to be the one picking his concubine. Have you ever seen a concubine pick an emperor ? never right, of course those that try to pick him will be in for a heartache, like that jin zhi yu nian show.

Will have 4 true love and 4 heart breaks, meaning will end up with nothing in the end lol~ Maybe this is a sign that I should be a monk.

Movie of the Moment : The Console war. Have you make your choice ?

FiN

03/02/2007 Part 1

2007-02-04T20:34:00.000+08:00

"How do you stop an exploding man ?" -Hiro from Heroes

Before I write about anything, I have to admit, it will be great if I can maniuplate space time continuum, just like Hiro, or fly like Nathan, but until then, I have to manage my time properly, just like what I did on Saturady, which most likely cannot be complete in 1 post lol~

Left my house early in the morning to get my new passport at ICA. Cannot believe the quene is so long so early in the morning. I was behind 124 people. Suprisingly, it took only a 45 min wait for me to collect my passport.

After that, I head to UoB at Raffles Place Shopping Center to do some banking stuff. Finding that branch sure is hard. Before I found that branch, I found the Donut Factory and another long quene. Wondering how wonderful the donut taste, I side tracked from my quest and join the quene. After waiting in the not moving at all quene for 15min( maybe the factory have problems with supply and demand issues), I spotted the UoB branch just next to it. Finished what I needed to do in the rumored empty branch ( Thanks to intel from Hammie) in 15 min, I...

PiX of the Moment: Another Pix Drawn in my research time, Unknown Fruit.

To be continue...

Gui is not an artist part 2

2007-02-01T21:41:00.000+08:00

"Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies" - Old words of wisdom.

I don't know I should be happy or sad, but this is something my boss better not see lol~

Work of Arts ~ during my research/ free time at work...

PiX num 1

Its not too hard to guess what I trying to draw right ? This was one of my 1st attempt at drawing using a tablet...

PiX num 2

I assured you people I was not High on anything when I drawing this cat ( Obvious its a cat right ?)I am just not an artist~

PiX num 3

A ghost wearing a mask I guess...
I must never mistaken peace for boredom...

Movie of The Moment : He is a better artist.

FiN

Big Haze in my Head

2007-01-28T22:43:00.000+08:00

"I want to shift the loop in my favour" - determined Gui

What loop ? The loop on how money flows. For more details, ask me in msn... lol~ Thanks to Yang Guo, my thoughts become clearer already.

Movie of the Moment : I Like this song alot...

FiN

Botak Verdict

2007-01-27T12:47:00.000+08:00

"The mosiac pieces are coming together pieces by piece to form a picture. The meeting and departure you gave me..." - 1st line of the ending song of a show I am watching...

Went to Botak Jones ( Clementi) with Guni, Ah Seng and Tips yesterday ... after reading about so much postive reviews from other blog and recommandations from friends. Sadly, I can't seem to agree with most of them... Maybe its just my picky taste bud.

Photo courtesy of my Nokia 8800

This is what I ordered. I only remember it having the word 'Cheese' in its name. Its 2 piece of bun with a generous serving of beaf ( most likely from New Zealand as their cows' population is the same as Singapore's human) coated by a layer of cheese and seasoned with some slice onions and tomotos below it. The side dishs are fries and salad. And here is what I have to say about it..

I have to admit, the fries and the salad was well above any you can find in normal hawker center, but the most important part of the dish, the "burger", to the best of my taste bud, is tasteless. Judging by the amount of times I have reached out to the chilli sauce to add taste to it is an evidence to that statement. And my advice to Botak is, maybe they should heat up the buns abit before serving, it will make it taste better...

As you can see from the photo, it looks good enough to build up the acids in your stomach.

The crew was friendly and they provide 3 different sauce for you. The waiting time wasn't too long... But unforunately, I found a strand of hair, that was too long to be belong to either of us there on the piece of Cajun chicken Guni offered me...

Taste 1/5
Looks 3/3
Service 1.5/2
Total 5.5/10

Final Verdict:
Maybe the other branches fare better in taste ...

Movie Of the Moment : Ueda kicking ass...

FiN

INFP

2007-01-23T23:25:00.000+08:00

"You go watch football need to have maid sitting on your lap ?" - Innocent Gui trying to understand Yang Guo's weekend romp.

So I am a INFP... ( to know in depth what is INFP, click here) according to the MBTI Personality Test send to be by Father Jeff here.

"INFPs never seem to lose their sense of wonder. One might say they see life through rose-colored glasses. It's as though they live at the edge of a looking-glass world where mundane objects come to life, where flora and fauna take on near-human qualities. "

Hmm quite true, everyday seems so nice to me, mahjong tiles usually seems to be smiling at me and I always wonder why I never see any kind hearted high ranking Eunuch in any show...

"INFPs have the ability to see good in almost anyone or anything. Even for the most unlovable the INFP is wont without pity. "

Even uptill today, I am still protecting people who hurt me in the past and not to mention, according to someone, being stupid enough to be finding reasons to justified what they did to me was the right thing to do... I can say this statement is quite true too lol...

"Their extreme depth of feeling is often hidden, even from themselves, until circumstances evoke an impassioned response"

True true, I almost forgot I can get angry until...

"Some INFPs have a gift for taking technical information and putting it into layman's terms. "

Oooo

I will say the analysis is quite true in terms of describing me. Maybe you people should try it too...

Movie of the Moment : Interesting...

FiN

Boring Saturday.

2007-01-21T00:09:00.000+08:00

"Take this medi. You will not feel pain. Bullets will bounce off you. You will be super killer. You know, Command Doo Eeh hahaha" - A RUF rebel leader offering a child solider morphine in Blood Diamond.

No wonder all the rebels are wearing a red berat. A boring saturday, sunday dosen't look that promising either. Made some tweaks in the page during the afternoon, more comming soon when I figured out whats that blur thought in my mind. The only interesting thing that happened today is my bed frame snapped while I am taking an afternoon nap. Damn, I must have gained some weight.

Watched Blood Diamond with Tips, Ock and Seng yesterday...Not a bad show, can learn abit about the diamond industry. All the madness invole in getting the diamonds, no wonder diamond are girl's best friend. Similar mental state attracts each other ? Hope I didn't offend anyone reading this lol. Hopefully people will think twice before getting a diamond after watching this show, or at least try to get diamond that are not from conflict zone. ( So far I only heard Tiffiany proclaiming that their diamonds are 100% not from conflict zone since the screening of the movie, wonder why are the other companines so quiet)

Just when I have my killer instinct finally, I can't find anyone to play Mahjong with me... end up have to play yahoo mahjong to expand it... Such a boring day...

Movie of the Moment : The views express in the video is not mine. I am only enjoying the creativity of the Japanese people as shown in the video.

FiN

Earth Shattering and Heart Wretching day.

2007-01-17T21:26:00.000+08:00

"Uncle"- someone to me.

And my world fell apart completely~ I will remember today forever *sob* Time sure is cruel...

Currently listening to Stories by Hitomi. Its very soothing...~

Movie Of the Moment : The Full Version

FiN

5,12,32,86,98,100

2007-01-15T20:19:00.000+08:00

"5,12,32,86,98,100"- Gui's secret selection

A royal degree to marry someone to an eunuch, to spend the rest of their life happily ever after confine behind 4 high walls, what more can be more evil. This can only be a plot that come out from that 10pm show at Chn U.

I feel so not right delicating that song to....

Lately, I notice that I am getting weaker and weaker. Maybe its due to the fact that I am spending most of my time in an air conditional enviroment. I sleep with air con full blast in my room, I take public transport to work, which is air conditioned, I work in an air conditional enviroment, I go home and type this, also in an air conditional enviroment. I spend less than 30mins under direct sunlight everyday, no wonder I am looking less and less human lol~ Maybe, if all the air con stop working for 3hrs or so, I will just die...since I have more or less become dependent on this procressed air~

Movie Of the Moment : Some Interesting Ad.

FiN

11th day of 2007

2007-01-11T21:07:00.000+08:00

"100% of all divorce begins with marriage" - Stupid Gui stating the obvious as usual.

Today is the 11th day of 2007. It is also 淫同 (Yin Tong) aka 淫法王 (Yin fa Wan)'s birthday. May you continously follow your path of 道高一尺，魔高一丈( Dao gao yi chi mo gao yi zhan) and hopefully fulfil your mum's wishes honestly. I lost count of how many years I know you( since 1st day of my poly life), but I wish you all the best in all your undertakings.

Life have been so peaceful or at least quite peaceful in these 11 days ( other than some rude shocks and distress calls here and there) that I almost feel like some tranquail monk living in a temple high up in the mountains getting my nightly dose of Jing Zhi Yu Ye at 10pm. Never see so much scheming since I started seeing more of human nature ?

Sadly there is a hard decison I have got to make soon...

Last but not least, 9 ge, dun need to worry. You might not make it back in Jan but I will still open an account to keep your money to use for the greater good of mankind, 5 months later. Keep your money safe for now and happy drilling over there.

Movie of the Moment : I saw something that pale in comparasion on Chn 8 yesterday.

FiN

The way of the Tyrant

2007-01-07T21:28:00.000+08:00

"It only take me 15min to get to my work place from home" - The very bored Gui

The Internet is an interesting place. So many information and media scatter all over the place. Equiped with the right tools, one can find whatever he seeks. Some sites have tried to compile all the informations at one location yet that is not good enough. What if the information compiled is flawed and some people actually take it as an actual truth ?

But of course that is not what I am here to crap about. Who cares if someone chooses to believe in lies anyway, not my problem lol.

I dare say I am well equiped enough to find almost anything I want from the Internet. Problem is I don't know what I want lol. Doing good deeds ? help the needy? guide people to the correct side ? ( Ah yes I do all those stuff behind all the drilling talk with you people) I have done those to the extend that I sometimes wonder if I am doing the right thing or not...

What is it my hollow shell seek ? A heart ? Power ? Money ? Haiz, and I thought by staying alive I will find something interesting. What a waste of air... No wonder I am getting abit insane nowadays...

This pix is delicated to my poor friend that stay in a temple lol~

Pix Of the Moment : Before and after of my dinner. Damn Full *Burp*

FiN

What is the world comming to ?

2007-01-06T22:38:00.000+08:00

"Gui you got to drill her hard." - 9 Ge imparting words of wisedom .

In mahjong of course, I wonder what you people are thinking. Then again asking me to do that to someone I have never met, and have never met me seems like a weird thing to do. Not to mention, Reenz *cough cough* offer to harm her friend ( by offering her friend to me I guess) for only a LV bag. Not that I am condamning such an act, infact I am actually considering it lol. I just cannot believe that a LV bag can make someone harm their friend, Is that the value of friendship nowadays ? I quote 9 Ge again " What is the world comming to ? "

O well whatever it is, whatever will be will be. I still lack the power to change the never stopping wheels of Fate and the money to buy somebody a LV bag haha~

Working is tiring... I spend today sleeping to make up for all the sleep I lost over the week... As I am typing this and watching Underworld (2003) on tv...which I almost forgot what a good show it is, I bid all of you to stay happy, and those who are not, come here often and let me entertain you with my nosense :p

Movie of the Moment : I have waited almost a year for this scene.

Movie of the Moment 2 : I hope nobody is thinking about something like this when they saw 9 Ge's words of wisedom.

FiN